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i don't know what to make of it, but the sender said it made him think of me. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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tongue my ring. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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the bad, "Yes, I know I'm going to hell" joke thread
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god goes to the garden of eden and asks adam where eve is. "she's swimming in the river" adam says god replies, "damn, now i'll never get the smell out of those fish." "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com -
Yeah, right, if their really was a Boobies Fairy with such a magic wand and one of us got a hold of it... what do you think all the women we zapped it with would be looking like... they would look the same as they do now, beautiful boobies come in all shapes and sizes. we would use the magic wand to make women so proud of them that they would feel compelled to show us much more often. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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i have had a sierra designs clip flashlight for a couple years. http://www.sierradesigns.com/tents.display.php?id=14 i searched for a long time to find the right compromise between weight, size, and price. i think i paid around $150 for mine, although the link i gave has it priced higher. i just weighed it in the bag with the extra guys lines and tent stakes as well as a footprint and it was 4 lbs, 15 3/4 oz. stripped down it weighs even less. it has worked well for me and i even use it solo. if you're with someone else, there's not really enough room in the vestibule for packs, but that's what garbage bags are for. one thing i dont like is that its not freestanding, so tent stakes are required. i think its a great choice for the price range, but you can likely find better if your willing to spend more money. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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You just made me spray diet coke onto my monitor! Yes, literally. Blues, Dave my job is done here. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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eating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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the problem lies in the "slow flow" portion of taking a piss. at the very beginning and again at the end of taking a leak, the pee doesn't quite have enough velocity to make a cleam break from the penis. the result is urine flying off to the left or right until enough stream is built up to make everything come out straight. this does not explain sleep-pissing. someday your son will come home drunk and lift up a couch cushion and take a whiz. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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its not taking away from your grade, so who cares? if she doesn't care enough to show up to class, her grade will suffer even with your stellar notes. unless its a huge pain to run off a copy, its no skin off your ass. if you do charge her, it should be in the form of beer. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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that only applies if you're a smoker. if you don't smoke, fuck you, get back to work. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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those grouchy old fuckers were my favorite too. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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here's the deal. you may be getting screwed, i don't know. the best thing you can do is suck it up and do the best you can. when handed a pile of shit, you can either bitch and moan, or you can use this as an opportunity to shine. next time you need bullets for your fitrep or eval (i don't know if you're officer or enlisted) you can use this. I spent 6 years in the navy, and if the coast guard is anything similar, you just have to expect that you will get screwed constantly. and just remember, the reward for good work is more work. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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those were some wicked aerials they showed of jeb corliss. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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the show is just really starting to suck all around. I'm having a very hard time suspending disbelief. apparently not only are the characters the only fucking doctors in the hospital, they are also seattle's emergency response team. the stupidity is getting out of hand. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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yes it is creamed corn. i thought we were the only ones to eat that. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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i'm sure that had there been any mommies (mine or my son's), we wouldn't have gotten in the water either. as it was, my son got knocked over by a wave and got soaked. i would have been in big trouble if my wife had seen it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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i've lost 10 pounds so far. last week i was really sick and couldn't get to the gym, but this week i'm back and i'm still not 100%. i'm ramping up for next week. i'm going to intensify my workout and really be picky about what i eat and try to drop 3 or 4 pounds. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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i am one of those, except that my wash-board stomach currently has a pile of laundry on it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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when my wife had to do prostate exams in med school, all of the paid "patients" were flaming homosexuals. she said it was hilarious to listen to them. "a little to the left honey, oo yeah almotht there, oh yeah! that'th the thpot!" "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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their shells are also very thin, so i guess you could cut yourself on them. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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saturday the weather was horrible. winds were coming off the water at 15 to 25 knots and it was raining. most people were leaving without their limits. my son and my brother's son got cold so they had to sit in the truck with papa while we finished getting our limits. it really was a bad day for kids to be there. on the positive side, my brother and i are a little dumber and a little more stubborn than anyone else so we were further out in the surf. we all got our limits and the were big clams, but we were the exception to the rule. there was also a line .8 miles long getting off of the beach. i've never seen that many people on the beach before. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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why are they called 'razor' clams? i don't know, but here's a pic of a live one. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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i get frozen ones just about any time i visit my parents, but this time the season happened to be open so i got to go digging for the first time since i was a kid. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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just a thought, what is to stop someone such as richard branson from saying, "i can do this better and cheaper", or even "hey i think this would be fun and i have the money" and then launching his own satellite and offering virgin satellite radio? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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who doesn't like eating a good clam? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com