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  1. you don't want to know. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  2. there really is a product called nads. if i remember right, it was invented by some woman in new zealand made of all natural products because her daughter was allergic to everything else. at least that's what's the infomercial said. while it wasn't made specifically for polishing the family jewels, i don't see why it wouldn't work. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  3. i'm not a doctor, but i'm married to one. i don't think you want her doing a vasectomy though. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  4. i've washed then before with dr. bronner's soap, that's mentholated. it was pretty cool. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  5. they likely make more than your average jizz-mopper. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  6. meg was a good sport about it, she even took the picture. she wasn't as impressed as everyone elses. i assured her that if it had been someone else's husband she would have found it hilarious. i won't be trying duct tape, wax or nair again. i'll stick to the mach 3. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  7. believe it or not, i hurt less than my chest. that may be due to the hairs being more sparse and waxing a much smaller area. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  8. i'm just happy that i could tickle you where your nuts would be if (you had them). "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  9. that would just be pain with no comedic value to it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  10. a couple friends of ours, amy and aaron, joined us last night. amy needed her armpits waxed. i promise that she was in much more pain than i was. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  11. someone should make up a wild bullshit story about how the injury happened, pass it around the internet, and see how long it takes to get debunked by snopes. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  12. everybody was laughing like hell and then running for cameras. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  13. i'm glad you didn't, you just made my day! "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  14. yes, we alternate doing my chest and her legs. (i only wax the back of her calves) "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  15. that stuff that looks like yellow pus oozing out is actually just wax that got left behind. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  16. i just found my new sig line! "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  17. yes, it's a 4 guage ring. i posted a good pic of it here before, but a quick search didn't turn it up. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  18. wednesday wax n wine night is my favorite night of the week. my wife and one of her co-workers decided it would be funny to wax my chest. (think 40-year-old virgin) we then began feeding her one or two nights a week and it morphed into a weekly tradition. i'm offended that you barf at the sight of my scrotum. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  19. last night was wednesday wax n wine night, but we substituted wine with mararitas. several drinks into the evening, it was suggested that i try waxing my sack. i had always believed that ball skin was soft enough that waxing it would actually remove a layer of skin from said bean-bag. i think the picture proves my hypothesis. NSFW "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  20. TrophyHusband

    Earwax

    try ear candling. they are these linen things dipped in bee's wax. you stick one end in your ear and light the other end. i don't know how it works, but it sucks all of the wax out of your ear. you can find them at your local hippie tree-hugger store. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  21. www.kjandmegan.com my family, skydiving, and hiking. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  22. i rented that game once. it was so stupid that i had it back to blockbuster within 30 minutes asking for my money back. they denied me. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  23. i'm gathering that most of my shots will be 150 to 300 yards. i need to talk to a few more natives and find out the consensus about where to site in my rifle. i wish i had read this article before puchasing ammo yesterday though. i bought 180gr bullets and it sounds like 200gr would be better. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  24. my dad just gave me a break action single shot 12 guage. i would like to restore it to original condition. the stock is missing and the rest of it is't in very good shape. the only markings on it are "Mass Arms Co. Chicopee Falls, Mass" and on top of the barrel "*Choke Bored*". there is no serial number. what can you tell me about this gun? my mom also gave me a remington model 721 .300 h&h magnum. i've emailed remington requesting info about it but any info about his type of gun would aslo be appreciated. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
  25. i voted for you. i've always heard "hanging from a telephone wire" but never any mention of tarzan. that doesn't mean she's wrong though, just a couple years ago i heard and alternated (not so nice) ending of eenie, meenie, minee mo. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com