hobbes4star

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  1. may they get a hot poker in there eye. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  2. we are all forgetting the best movie he made. IMO better than the story. The Shawshank Redemption. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  3. you forgot silver bullet, and the cats eye. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  4. Can someone post the picture for those of us that have "websense"
  5. Thinner is my all time favorite. I love how in the end he eats the pie anyways. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  6. Already got it from Netflix. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  7. Yes it is. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  8. I don't think it was as good as the first. But showing rob's wife hiney alot was a very nice bonus.
  9. I haven't done a thing at work today if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  10. If you can't read how would you know to call for a reading problem? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  11. no; your not if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  12. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  13. whats up with the tree that has boobies. I'm going to hell to if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  14. I miss diving so much. I haven't been since last August. In the cayman islands. That cold water sucks, water temp was 85 at 100ft in grand cayman. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  15. 1. "Let's get things straight. The police aren't here to create disorder. The police are here to preserve disorder." -Mayor Richard J. Daley during 1968 Chicago riots 2. Ketchup is to "be counted as one of the two vegetables required as part of the school lunch program." -U.S. Department of Agriculture, 1981 3. "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life." -Senator Orrin Hatch, 1988 4. "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation of what newspapers can report." -South Africa Ministry of Information, 1988 5. Instead of lying to Congress, he said he was offering "a different version from the facts." -Lt. Col. Oliver North, 1987 6. "When I sell liquor it's called bootlegging. When my customers serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality." -Al Capone during Prohibition 7. "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win it, you're still a rat." -Lily Tomlin if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  16. The garbage man came early today. I heard his truck from inside the house so I threw on my robe and ran outside to catch him. He was pulling away from the neighbors curb when he saw me running waiving my arms. "Hey! Wait!" I said catching up to him. "Am I too late for the garbage?" He looked me up and down and said, "No, jump in." "Mommy, Mommy!" said a little boy after coming from playing. "I just saw a man making a horse!" "Are you sure?" asked his mother. "Yes," he replied. "He had a horse nearly finished. When I saw him, he was just nailing on his feet." A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." "OK," says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  17. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  18. Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  19. As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert: Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat operations" and "Change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: "Invade a neighbour" and "Lose". Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help". The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the Great Fire of 1666. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  20. not much going on today at work uh? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  21. This is just my personal opinion on the matter. It is only my .000000002 worth. I always tell the people that ask how they can go skydiving that if they are only going to do it once to head the Eloy, but if they are going to learn to skydive head to one of the smaller cessna dropzone. My reasoning is it felt more one on one and I was not just another rent payment to the guy. like i said just my .000000002 worth if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?