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An email i get once a month that I get once a month and tells me all of the holidays of the month. don't ask it just showed up in my inbox one month and I have been getting it ever since.
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November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, "How can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we dated, but she's bound to find out sooner or later." Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "How do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out." The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make." And she says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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wow welcome aboard, don't try to hide your feelings if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Its the title of a song, I think Debbie Gibson sang?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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actually i replaced the velcro on my factory diver. only took about 30 mins and was not very hard. square one sells the replacment. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I second that. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Congrats Almost Nearly Normal (USA). that is a hell of a feat and as much as effort as you have put into it you deserve it. great looking suit by the way
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whoops, i looked and did not find it. oh well if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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you will find
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Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours? Jane Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Jane if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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don't forget camp david if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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good luck to all teams. Also for those in AZ fox 10 is doing coverage all moring. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Good Luck Airspeed. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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mickey has killed a few himself this year if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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eeewwww you want him to eat doggie treats if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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he is missing his 15min of fame if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I can't help myself, if it is clicky i have to click it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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What to throw out of a plane?
hobbes4star replied to highfly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thank you that was the best laugh i have had all day. right on..... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
In 1849, legendary composer Frederic Francois Chopin, a music prodigy who composed over 225 pieces, mostly for piano, died at the age of 39. In 1931, Thomas Edison, whose inventions include the phono- graph and the electric light, died at the age of 84. In 1994, Martha Raye, a singer, dancer, actress and comedienne who performed on Broadway, in movies and on television, died at the age of 78. Also in 1994, actor Burt Lancaster, who starred in several films including "The Killers," "The Crimson Pirate," and "From Here to Eternity," died at the age of 80. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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My mother was walking through the mall when a man with a clipboard stopped her. "I'm taking a survey," he said. "Do you think there is too much sex in movies?" "I'm not sure," replied my mother. "I'm usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled: "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?" Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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For the last 6 to 8 months I have been experiencing a dry eye problem. It seems the more I use visine the more dry my eyes get. Do they put something in it to make you need it more and more? Its like chap stick I can’t leave home unless I have some. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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page was blocked by web sense. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?