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me 2 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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good luck and don't forget the pictures if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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If you do deploy this way watch out for the pilot chute coming up underneath your arms. When sky surfers deploy they lean forward a bit to get better air and a smoother deployment. I would not recommend that you deploy this way. Seems safer to go belly to earth. just my two cents. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I had locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled allover the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. "And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
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I received this in my inbox this morning. Interesting perspective and read. Although this is not necessarily my opinion he does have a few good points: The whole world is watching the horrific and tragic images coming out of New Orleans for the last week. In one ter- rifying afternoon nature let us know just how insignificant all of our efforts are in the face of hurricane forces. And when the rain stopped, and the wind died, and the residents of New Orleans picked their heads up and began to try to figure out how to put their city back together, nature struck again, destroying the levees that held 500 hundred million gallons of water in check and pouring it with reckless inevitability from lake and river into the city. This was wholesale and irrecoverable destruction. This was the ultimate test, pitting the worst of nature against the best of human nature. And when not only the social structure but the physical structure of civilization was washed away, the true nobility of man, woman and child was revealed. As the entire city became flooded people were reduced to necessary lawlessness, breaking reluctantly into homes, stores and pharmacies to take only what they needed to survive in an emergency situation...clothes, gym shoes, other peoples' personal belongings, electronics, television sets, jewelry, beer, drugs and, of course, all the firearms and ammunition they could carry. But when relief did finally start to make it to New Orleans the citizens welcomed it with gratitude. As rescue heli- copters searched the flooded streets for people stranded on rooftops thankful victims fired guns at them in cele- bration. As the first trucks filled with food and medical supplies for isolated hospitals began to pick their way through town, heavily armed welcoming committees stopped them in the streets. But the greatest example of cooperation, restraint and com- passion occurred in the Louisiana Superdome, where 16 or more thousand flood victims found themselves stranded for several days without sanitation and very little by way of supplies. The flood victims distracted themselves by fighting, robbing and raping each other, starting fires and exploiting each other via a speedily organized black market. It is in this spirit that these courageous people hope to start again. As one man was quoted in an Associated Press article... "We've been sleeping on the ... ground like rats. I say burn this whole city down." Interesting sentiment. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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She definitely deserves it, and definitely earned it. She looked like she really was working her tail off the last weekend I was there. CONGRATS BB. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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"Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming." ---Homer Simpson if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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why not if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I get a monthly email that composes the list. I always get it on the last day of the month. I can not confirm any of these, but still very interesting. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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September 2 is National Beheading Day September 5 is Be Late For Something Day September 9 is Teddy Bear Day September 11 is No News Is Good News Day September 13 is Defy Superstition Day September 16 is Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day September 20 is National Punch Day September 23 is Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day September 28 is Ask A Stupid Question Day September 30 is National Mud Pack Day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Here's to getting one's ass kicked for the sake of competing....
hobbes4star replied to Douva's topic in The Bonfire
Good luck!! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
whats really good is to sit on your hand till it is fully asleep. than it's like a strangers hand doing it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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The Knights Templar. Good book about the history of the Templar knights. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I have to second that. My wife loves being on top. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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don't you keep it in your rig?? packed up if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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"two ninty year old men flying a WW2 airplane upside down through a barn" lmao. at that part. it was one of the best movies i have seen in awhile. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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If you want to make a small fortune at skydiving you need to start with a large fortune.
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How did u pay for ur rig?
hobbes4star replied to FrEaK_aCcIdEnT's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
No spot for a loan. I took a signature loan out. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
The Right to Bloat, or, Jabba flies Economy class
hobbes4star replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
my sister in law is well fairly large. (as big as 4 people but my wife hates when i say that) she flew to phoenix last year and they made her buy an extra seat. to say the least she was not happy. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
The 80.00 i spent on tunnel time at SVAZ. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I wonder who will get the first base jump on this one?
hobbes4star replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
I threw a rock off of the side once. Does that count. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
I wonder who will get the first base jump on this one?
hobbes4star replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
here is an artist rendering of what it would look like. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
poor babysitter. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Don’t sell your gear. Take a vacation; you can always come back to the sport. I am getting ready to come off a 10 month vacation and to tell you the truth I’m kind of glad I took it. Although it was not by choice but I feel very refreshed and excited to be in the sky this coming weekend (knocking on wood) So just take some time off. The sky will always be there, should you want to return to her. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I have cingular and it works just fine at at eloy. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?