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opps. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey there are only 100 ways posted were are the other 175?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of ! drinking, I gave up reading." HennyYoungman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SIN! CE 3000 B.C.!!! Unknown" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of "Cheers": One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining theBuffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast asthe slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what song?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ha ha my dads a race car driver. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

found this ad in speed sport. I thought it was kinda funny. the car is a toyota. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

sitting in a otter, taxing to take off for a 10 way with some of the best people in the world that i know. sitting next to the load organizer that i owe most of my skydiving skills to. and stephan wolf "magic carpet ride is playing on the radio". life doesn't get much better than this. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey hey in all reality you only need 2 rigs. but since i myself only have one i would take it upon myself to take over the ownership of one of you rigs if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

aren't we all.

death to bill gates if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

my rigs pet name is baby. corny i know but i have always called her that since the ups man brought her to me. so who else named their rig?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

there is quite a large one in arizona if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

very cool. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wish i could park my car that way

stick a fork in it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

very nice. hows it fly?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

well if anyone is interested they can take a look at a nice helmet that just went up to auction. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

is anyone doing the auctions anymore?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

whats a chore??? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

my ride doesn't leave for another hour but on a good note those overcast skies are giving away to blue skies with white puffies

has anyone jumped this canopy yet?? how does it fly, how is the recovery arch, and flare. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wish it would hurry up and come somewhere near az. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

keith snyder is a great teacher. that is whom taught me.

when the skies are slightly over cast and it is a balmy 85 degrees with light winds, and their are people whom are sitting at home while it rains??