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These are all that i can think of. What can i say it's a boring day at work: 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have been reading reports of the dis-placed hurricane victims using their FEMA issued debit cards to buy designer clothes and hang out at strip clubs, etc... I guess nobody saw that one coming, right? If you have an vunemployed bum who takes his welfare check and the money he begs from tourists and spends it on strippers and beer at his local strip club. Then you take him out of the hovel he's been squatting in, drive him to Houston and give him a debit card with a $2,000 credit on it, and you expect him to buy food and clothes? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

call fedex and ask if you could go meet the driver. he is in your area and they do allow that. my wife has customers come to her all of the time while she is out driving. she works for fedex by the way if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Otter all the way. also the pitts bi plane if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I would try 5lbs and work up from there. i fall about 109 to 112 (according to neptune). i wear 7lbs and it works perfect for me. you don't want to start with to much. don't forget that added weight affects canopy flight to. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Isn’t a helmet only designed to take one serious impact? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

square two on site. eloy approx 1.0 hours south of phx if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it will be a good weekend to be at eloy. very cheep jumps. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Here's another one edit to add phots if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she "beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for permission." A man in Tarritville, Connecticut, filed for divorce because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read: "I have gone to the bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your dinner at 7 o'clock on Channel 2." A deaf man in Bennettsville, South Carolina, filed for divorce because his wife "was always nagging him in sign language." A woman in Canon City, Colorado, divorced her husband because he forced her to "duck under the dashboard whenever they drove past his girlfriend's house." A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the grounds that he "stayed home too much and was much too affectionate." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no lack of work ethics if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

did you get new bottle of Absinthe?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have to disagree. Do you know anyone who owns there own gear and does not know what type of main they are flying??

not the reserve but the main, yes i did

I knew my first rig inside and out. With a lot of questions and advice from my instructors. Sorry but if I was about to drop 2000 dollars on something that is going to be saving my life every time I use it. I would know what type of canopy and reserve I was jumping along with how it fit me. Just my .02 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Congrats and you are very gorgeous, it looked like a great show. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Here’s my question. If this person is a skydiver and he knows that he is selling to other skydivers, why is he so vague? He does not list anything that we as skydivers would ask. How tall he is and his weight for rig fitting. What type of canopy, and reserve? You would think that he would put more of a description for what he is selling. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I cannot believe what I read in the news today. It seems the Pennsylvania state Health Department is requiring school nurses to compute students' body-mass index - or height-to- weight ratio - during annual growth screenings, starting this year with children in kindergarten through fourth grade. Parents will then receive letters about the results that will encourage them to share the information with their family physician. The letters will explain whether the BMI is above, below, or within the normal range for the child's age and gender. Is this the same liberal, faggoty-ass establishment (public education, that is) that refuses to give students failing grades for fear of jeopardizing their self-image? The same jokers who require that textbooks omit words like "heroine" because it is sexist, "old" and "biddy" because they are ageist, and "polo" and "yacht" because they are elitist? No, teachers can't give the grade "F" for fear of trauma- tizing kids, but the school can make a public record of the fact that your child is a grotesque lard ass. How does that grading system work, I wonder? A - Anorexic B - Barely normal C - Could stand to skip a meal D - Drop the donuts, porky F - Fatass About 35 percent of Pennsylvania's children are overweight or at risk of becoming overweight, according to a state Health Department study of more than 25,000 students' health records. So apparently, the thing to do is to shame them into skipping a meal every once in a while. I wouldn't necessarily have a problem with this. If there is one thing today's children need, other than frequent beatings, it is to get knocked down a few pegs. What annoys the hell out of me is that in things that matter; grades, a well-rounded education based in fact and a realistic ap- praisal of expectations and achievement, the schools are falling down miserably. But in an area that should be taken care of at home the schools want to stick their incompetent nose in. If you weren't all functionally illiterate yourselves I would recommend that you home school all of your own kids. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I'll be there. I need the cheep jumps to offset the gas it takes to get there. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Sky surfers lean forward a bit at deployment. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it looks like the guy went to steep and fell into the path of the girl. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no, i think fall rate would not be that bad. it would be the pilot chute and bridle possible going underneath your arm. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?