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A parrot developed the bad habit of fucking the farmer's hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot's head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen, and snatches the parrot bald. The following day, the farmer's wife hosts a formal dinner. She thinks it would be unique if the parrot greeted the guests and told them where to go. She had spent nearly a year training the parrot for this. As the guests began entering, the parrot dutifully announced, "Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!" Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says, "And you two chicken-fuckers get up here with me." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

October 2 is Name Your Car Day October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day October 11 is It's My Party Day October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day October 18 is No Beard Day October 21 is Babbling Day October 25 is Punk For A Day Day October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

thanks i just spit capt crunch on my keyboard. that is funny shit. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no lube either. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

sam adams light gotta watch my weight you know. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home. Man: My wife will kill me. Bartender: Take her some candy. Man: She is on a diet. Bartender: Take her some flowers. Man: She has allergies. Bartender: Tell her a poem. Man: She loves poems... But I don't know any. Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recites: YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE -"Shakespeare" Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door. Wife: You better not have been drinking! Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you! Wife: It had better be good. The man starts to recite the poem... YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH .. BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS. BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

here is how you should pimp it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

thats what base rigs are for

that's ok, it's much easy to fall from an airplane that climb a rock wall. to much work for me. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

there's a height req for climbing?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

so does sly climb k2?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

LOL, that's funny shit. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

do a search on the forums for boobies and you should find what you are looking for. although there is a lot of free porn on the net. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

You can’t tell. How many divers do you know that call that movie sweet?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I um wouldn't advertise that if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

NEW YORK - A survey of women in four countries indicates Canadian men may have a little more work to do when it comes to pleasing their women in bed. JWT Worldwide, a New York-based ad agency, asked 2,126 English-speaking men and women in the United States, Britain, Canada and the Netherlands a series of questions and found women in Canada to be the most dissatisfied with their sex lives. Of the 1,034 articipating Canadians, 43 percent of the women said "sex is overrated" while 29 percent of the Canadian men agreed with the statement. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have to say netflix is the best. so much better if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

So who else is wasting a perfect jumping day at work?? I hate being on salary. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Why do you say that if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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NSFW if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Me too. If my wife has any part other than her head out of the covers i can't sleep. If she gets hot and pushed the cover back i will pull them over her while sleeping. she does it to just to mess with me while i sleep. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Has anyone heard what is going on with WinMX. It seems that there servers are not working and the homepage is offline. Did they get shut down? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Does anybody remember this one? Dennis Kozlowski and Mark Swartz, former Tyco International Ltd. top executives who were found guilty of stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from the company, were just sentenced to up to 25 years in prison. This whole nightmare started several years ago when stories started to come out about how Tyco executives stole some $600 million from the company including a $2 million toga birthday party for Kozlowski's wife on a Mediterranean island and an $18 million Manhattan apartment. Besides these little indulgences Kozlowski and Swartz also were accused of defrauding investors by selling $575 million in Tyco stock while misrepresenting the company's finances. In addition to the prison terms the two were ordered to pay restitution to the company of around $134 million. Kozlowski was also fined $70 million and Swartz was fined $35 million by the state. How does a person think he can get away with something like this? We're not talking about bringing home office supplies here. Do you think the sentences were fair (considering they may be eligible for parole in 8 1/2 years)? I wonder what kind of sentence the investors who were swindled would have handed down. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Translating U.S. ad slogans into other languages doesn't always work... In China, a Coca-Cola ad used Chinese symbols to sound out "Coca-Cola" phonetically. The soda company withdrew the ad after learning the symbols "Co" "Ca" "Co" "La" meant "Bite the wax tadpole." In Brazil, an American airline advertised that its planes had "rendezvous" lounges, not realizing that in Portuguese "rendezvous" means a place to have sex. According to a book called The Want Makers, "In Taiwan, Pepsi's 'Come Alive with the Pepsi Generation' was reportedly translated on billboards as 'Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead.'" In French Canada, Hunt-Wesson attempted to use its "Big John" brand name by translating it into French as "Gros Jos," a colloquial French phrase that denotes a woman with huge breasts. When General Motors introduced the Chevrolet Nova in Latin America, it was obvious they didn't know their Spanish. Ads all across Latin America heralded the arrival of the new, reliable Nova, which in Spanish means "Doesn't go." [From Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader] if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?