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and a very merry christmas it is.

Try wearing this

bleach it!!! I heard that it is the new "in" thing to do. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

thanks i just spit dr.pepper all over my keyboard if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

my wife likes that as well. makes here go off like a rocket

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, "Hey baby, lets play Wee wee chu!" "Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon," said Jung Lee. "Oh c'mon baby, lets you and I play Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the perfect time", Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please Jung Lee, just once play Wee wee chu with me?" June Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "Ok we'll play Wee wee chu." Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang: "Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, wee wee chu a Merry Christmas wee wee chu a Merry Christmas and a happy new year." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

That is a nasty looking bike. More so than the Buell. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey now don't hold back tell us how you really feel. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Hey how did you get my work picture?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wheres the pictures?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I own a Factory diver....used....because it was cheep.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

yes and thank you.

I was in a bad place then but I over that now. that's all I have to say about that if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Here ya go if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

why hurt your own fist to punch him in the teeth the crotch much better and you have the shoe to protect your feet

I second that, everyone I work with has come up to me today with statements like "that’s why I would never skydive" and "look another person almost died skydiving." and my personal favorite “ I thought you said that a parachute was made to open” I have tried to explain to these people but lets face it, we might as well be speaking a different language to them. They all think that it was here first skydive and that the equipment was to blame. I love how the news is just playing it up without a care of the repercussions that this has on so many things. How many people will not go make that tandem they have been thinking about. How much money will DZ owners loose out on because the news. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what is really good is cherry vodka with lime flavored margarita juice. makes a cherry lime-aide drink. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with the word "Thou": |Column1_|__Columm_2|____Column_3____| | artless | base-court | apple-john | | bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage | | beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle | | bootless | beetle-headed | bladder | | churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig | | cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear | | clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey | | craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom | | currish | crook-pated | clack-dish | | dankish | dismal-dreaming| clotpole | | dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb | | droning | doghearted | codpiece | | errant | dread-bolted | death-token | | fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry | | fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon | | froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench | | frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill | | gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker | | goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian | | gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet | | impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon | | infectious | full-gorged | haggard | | jarring | guts-griping | harpy | | loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig | | lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast | | mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger | | mangled | hell-hated | joithead | | mewling | idle-headed | lewdster | | paunchy | ill-breeding | lout | | pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie | | puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm | | puny | milk-livered | mammet | | qualling | motley-minded | measle | | rank | onion-eyed | minnow | | reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant | | roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp | | ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news | | saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook | | spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg | | spongy | rude-growing | pignut | | surly | rump-fed | puttock | | tottering | shard-borne | pumpion | | unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane | | vain | spur-galled | scut | | venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate | | villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet | | warped | tickle-brained | varlet | | wayward | toad-spotted | vassal | | weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face | | yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail | if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The aircraft commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the airman responded, "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Thule, and I'm pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what was the water temp? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

saw two was very good to. I liked it better then the first. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Kindom of heaven if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers. After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the phone as "Nuss Brothers." "I quit," said Ethel. "But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the same!" "Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss. Then I have to say..... "Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?