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Ok who has read it and what did you think. I am going to buy it today. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Would this be a good deal on a industrial sewing machine? http://phoenix.craigslist.org/tls/131537446.html edit to add: this is not my advertisment i came across it while looking at sewing machines. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the weather if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

yes i do thank you all for posting the story. I hate websense. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

can someone post the article? My company websense all websites that are out of the usa. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the carbohydric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent: 12 Carbs Without her consent: 2187 Carbs OPENING HER BRA: With both hands: 8 Carbs With one hand: 12 Carbs With your teeth: 485 Carbs PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection: 6 Carbs Without an erection: 4315 Carbs PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris: 8 Carbs Trying to find the G-Spot: 4092 Carbs POSITIONS: Missionary: 12 Carbs 69 lying down: 78 Carbs 69 standing up: 812 Carbs Wheelbarrow: 216 Carbs Doggy Style: 326 Carbs Italian Chandelier: 2912 Carbs ORGASMS: Real: 112 Carbs Fake: 1315 Carbs POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging: 18 Carbs Getting up immediately: 36 Carbs Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 Carbs GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years: 36 Carbs 30-39 years: 80 Carbs 40-49 years: 124 Carbs 50-59 years: 1972 Carbs 60-69 years: 7916 Carbs 70 and over: Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly: 32 Carbs In a hurry: 98 Carbs With her father knocking at the door: 5218 Carbs With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 Carbs PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I just throw up in my mouth a little. what the hell is wrong with you if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

is there really such a thing as "bad oral" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

"I married a younger man. Five years younger than I am. I figure it like this: If you can't find a good man, raise one." --Unknown *** "I have a list I made when I was twelve of things I wanted to do before I die. Omigod...how embarrassing. Number One: Touch a boobie." --Drew Carey *** "I have come to realize that we are all truly on our own. Today, my wife yelled, 'What do you want from me? I made you a bowl of cereal!'" --Paul Alexander if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the oatmeal one. i can't remember it's name if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

YES but i am not going too. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

9 and three fireballs. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

get one of the ones that spuges lotion, I had one at is shaved just as close as my blade. Remember that it takes 30 days for your face to adjust to a new razor. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I get this column below in my email on Saturday. Most of the time this person is just a raving idiot and it serves for a good laugh. This weeks column though I actually agree somewhat with. Now I think that at the end of the column he is out of line but the point he is getting at I agree with. I was wondering how the rest of you feel about it: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I just read an interesting story about a dude in Florida who threw a high school teacher a beating in front of his class because the teacher supposedly touched the guy's 15-year-old daughter inappropriately (on her boobies). Your first reaction to this story might be, 'Good for him! If some weirdo teacher was fondling my 15-year-old daughter's boobies I'd throw him a beating, too.' But there's more to this particular swamp opera. As it turns out, the teacher had given the girl a detention for dumping a pop out of a second floor window onto the head of another student. In order to get back at the teacher for this inconvenience to her gum-chewing schedule, the girl decided to ruin the teacher's career by concocting the story and getting her little girlfriends to corroborate it. A one hour detention, and an entire career shot to hell. I guess that sounds like an even trade to what passes for a mind in a 15-year-old girl. Well, it didn't take long for one of the little cock-teases to crack and confess the entire conspiracy. So the teacher got a shot in the face and a paid vacation. The dad is facing a law suit. And the girls face possible expulsion from school. But what is the real, underlying problem here? If you're in possession of even a mere moiety of your marbles you should be able to see it right off. Instead of beating on poor, innocent teachers, that fat, redneck father should have been beating on his daughter since she was old enough to stand. It all comes down to a lack of discipline. Modern parents are too unwilling to apply the back of the hand or a little leather to their childrens' backsides and therefore foster in them the belief that they can get away with absolutely anything. It all comes down to fear. If your child isn't afraid of you, why should he or she be afraid of ruining some poor slob's career? Plus, physical discipline is so much more effective and easier then 'time-outs' or grounding or revoking privileges. If, say, a child commits some infraction you could ground him or her for a week, meaning you have to police them every minute of the day, in addition to listening to endless whining and complaining. Or, you could immediately apply the belt vigorously for a few minutes and promise more of the same if you catch the child even looking like he's thinking of doing whatever it is he did again. Of course, by 15 the best opportunity for discipline is already long past. While beating the shit out of a 15-year-old would be a lot of fun, it really won't do anything to change a behavior pattern. That's why you need to start beating them early. I'm not suggesting that you use a dowel rod on them as soon as they can stand. That young a gentle paddling is as harsh as a severe beating. But by three or four years you should be laying into your kids with belts, rulers, shoes, curtain rods, phone cords, cigarettes, staplers and whatever else you can get creative with. Trust Uncle Chadwick. If you take these measures your daughter will not grow up to be a lying little tramp who makes up stories about being molested just for the attention. Drop dead, Chadwick if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Thats funny, i had one that said no fortune for you today even cookies need a break. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his air- plane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

To electrocute someone in a bathtub. Saw it on mith busters the other day

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had a about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I." The Mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?" Bob continues between hung over gasps, "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'units' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The Mailman laughs and says, "Damn I am sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name was guessed four or five times." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

"It all began with Adam. He was the first man to tell a joke--or a lie. How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant." ---Mark Twain, 1867 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

You wouldn't belive how many people i work with that do that. I have the worst phobia about going to the restroom at work. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

WTF is up with #6 and if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

see i have read that before, I work out 3 times a week and do 10 mins of cardio at each work out plus i run my ass off at work. and to top it off i am right at what my weight should be to my height. oh well. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

is 60bpm bad resting heart rate? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?" While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said, touched by her concern. "Oh, good," she continued. "So will you be vacating your parking space now?" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

here we go again. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?