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A man walks into a bar after a long ride on his horse. He walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. When he gets his beer, he starts eyeing this beautiful lady in the corner. Just as he turns back, a monkey runs up to the beer, dunks his balls in the beer, and runs off. Agitated, the man says to the bartender, "I can't drink this now! Give me another beer!" So, the bartender brings him another beer. Before the man could do anything about it, the monkey ran back over, dunked his balls in the beer and ran off before the man could grab him. Even more angry, the man says, "I can't drink this now. Bring me another beer!" He gets another beer and guards it with his life. The monkey sneaks up behind him, knocks the stool out from underneath the man, hops up onto the bar and dunks his balls in the beer. Now the man is thoroughly pissed. He grabs the bartender and says, "Man, I've had it. Who's stupid monkey is this anyway?" The bartender replied, "It belongs to the piano player." The man walks over to the piano player and says, "Excuse me, do you know your monkey is dunking his balls in my beer?" To this the piano player replies, "No, I sure don't, but if you hum a few notes, I'll fake it." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I made three tandems before I with through with it. The second tandem was tough, but I still wanted to do it again so I went up the same day and when I landed from the third tandem I knew I had to keep jumping and I knew I wanted to be able to experiance for myself by myself. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer came up to him and yelled frantically, "What the hell do you think you`re doing? There`s a public toilet 20 yards from here!" The man yells back, "What do you think I have, a hose?" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I agree with you for a renewal it should be same day. The only reason it is like this is USPA has the monoply on the USA. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I second that. I know more women who have cheated then men. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

so did I if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I would like to thank you all my Netflix Queue was getting rather empty if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

BEWARE OF THE MOUSE first he takes your money than he takes your life. How many people died at one of the parks last year? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

1. LSD Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann was trying to come up with a chemical to induce childbirth. Instead he developed lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD. After he tried a bigger dose, he made another discovery: a bad acid trip. 2. X-ray Several 19th-century scientists played around with the penetrating rays emitted when electrons struck a metal target. But the x-ray wasn't discovered until 1895, when Wilhelm Röntgen tried sticking various objects in front of the radiation - and saw the bones of his hand projected on a wall. 3. Penicillin Scottish scientist Alexander Fleming was researching the flu in 1928 when he noticed that a blue-green mold had infected one of his petri dishes - and killed the staphylococcus bacteria growing in it. 4. Microwave ovens The microwave oven came along in the 1940s. Microwave emit- ters (or magnetrons) were being used to power Allied radar during WWII. It was after a magnetron melted a candy bar in Raytheon engineer Percy Spencer's pocket that the common use for a microwave emitter was realized. 5. Potato chips Chef George Crum concocted the perfect sandwich complement in 1853 when - to spite a customer who complained that his fries were cut too thick - he sliced a potato paper-thin and fried it to a crisp. 6. Artificial sweeteners Speaking of botched lab jobs, three leading pseudo-sugars reached human lips only because scientists forgot to wash their hands. Cyclamate (1937) and aspartame (1965) are byproducts of medical research, and saccharin (1879) appear- ed during a project on coal tar derivatives. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

class of 1996 1.Best Friend Vicki, and Brian 2.Sports None 3. Car Mazda B2000 4. Friday Night Usually Work 5. Party Animal Let's just say that I had a weekly pot budget. 6. In Crowd NO, NO, and No 7. Skip School All the time 8. Smoke Yup malboro lights 9. Nerd back then no but looking back yes 10. Suspended/Expelled No 11. Alma Mater No infact I don't even know if we had one. 12. Favorite Teacher English teacher and I forgot her name but she taught me to think for myself. 13. Favorite Class Drafting 14. Schools Name Kelly Walsh High School 15. School Mascot a condom or a trojan which ever you prefer 16. Prom Nope got kicked out for being to drunk. 17. If I could go back NO, hell no 18. What do I remember most the Relief that it was finally over 19. favorite memories leaving wyoming 20. senor wall what is that 21. Job Yup a dishwasher 22. who did i date Don't remember 23. Whats for lunch I smoked pot most days at a friends house. 24. have I gained weight Yup about 20lbs but considering i was 20lbs underweight it was a good thing. 25. what did i do after graduation I packed that morning and moved 2000miles away to phoenix if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

fed ex offers a great part time gig and most of the time the benefits are better then a full time job. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

how does eloy sound? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I wonder how passionate all of the people whom are against abortion would be if it were there rights that were being taken away? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I believe that no matter what is should be freedom of choice. I am not saying that it should or should not be legal; it should be freedom of choice. Who is the government or anyone for that matter to tell a person what to do or not to do with his or her own body? How outraged would you be if the government decided to ban plastic surgery, or tattoos, or any sort of body modification? Its personal choice and it should be up to that individual. Part of living in America and having a free society is the freedom not to have to be forced to do, say or behave in a manner that you are against and the same goes for those who do, say, or behave in a manner that makes your blood boil, because it goes against your own beliefs. That is freedom, and no matter if they do ban it, just like prohibition it will still happen. I do not believe in abortion but I do believe in freedom of choice. edit to add: this is my first thread that has started on fire. beer anyone? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Sorry I still do not see where I stated that was the only choice by my comment. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

true sorry but I hate when someone puts words in my mouth. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I never stated I belived that was the only option. What makes you belive that there should not be multiple choices? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

true, but it could start a snow ball effect will others following suit. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060223/ts_nm/rights_abortion_dc;_ylt=ApKZOOTJtMrQdRMCupErfgoDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl what happend to womens rights. This is so wrong would they rather have our girls doing back alley abortions again. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I just read a pretty good article on the new OS "vista" that is coming out. Anyone have any thoughts one way or another. I will be one of the masses that run out to buy it as soon as it hits the shelves, I can’t wait to see all of the new features. edit to add: if anyone would like to read the article http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ttpcworld/20060210/tc_techtues_pcworld/124642&cid=1740&ncid=1729 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I would say that depends on were you work. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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if the whole world turned into vampires, what would they eat?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

how come you can't choose more than one?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?