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this made me spit water onto my keyboard. thanks if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Very true I have one of those jobs that is hard to leave work at work. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have been using share builder but they don't offer a big variety of small stocks. who is everyone else using. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I am with state farm and had them add to my policy that I skydive so that if anything were to happen they would pay. It is not cheep. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A guy has been drinking in a bar all day and asks the bartender where the toilet is. So the guy goes to the toilet and he's there pissing away when he looks to his left and sees a big guy come in. The guy pulls out his dick and it's huge. The guy goes over to a urinal, swings his dick like a bat and smashes the urinal in two. He then goes over to the sink, swings it and smashes the sink in two. He then goes over to the toilet doors and smashes it in half. He says to the first man, "I'm gonna stick this up your ass!" The guy goes, "Phew! For a minute I thought you were going to hit me with it." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

when you wake up in the middle of the night and cannot get back to sleep till about 10min before the alarm goes off. Then you spend the rest of the day dog tired. I could go to sleep on my desk right now. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

didn't anyone ever tell you that everything on the internet is true??? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

listerine strips to. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

uh I would have never thought to use diet coke. but my wife does drink alot of diet coke if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The only thing better than a morning hummer is one in which she had just finished brushing her teeth and rinsing her mouth out with mint mouthwash. It leaves such a good tingly feeling on Mr. Happy

how about riser if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

It's ok that there was negative reatctions to this. That is why I posted it in speakers corner and not the BF. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

That sounds like my boss. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

and internet dating if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

From Phillip M Harter, MD, Stanford University, School of Medicine: "If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, here's what you would have: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere (both north and south) 8 Africans 52 would be female 48 would be male 70 would be non-white 30 would be white 70 would be non-Christian 30 would be Christian 89 would be heterosexual 11 would be homosexual 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth, and all 6 would be from the United States. 80 would live in substandard housing 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education 1 would own a computer." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Spring is in the air and it always puts me in a reflective mode. Guys, do you remember getting your first blow job? Girls, do you remember giving your first? Ahh, yesteryear. A time that lives in the sweetness of memory--until you really try to remember the negatives of whatever event you’ve romanticized in your subconscious. Let’s examine the politics of the hummer. First: there was the whole begging aspect that seriously put a dent in your dignity. Second: there was the "I’ll do you if you’ll do me" compromise in which you wound up with your face in her muff, further degrading your dignity, and worse, opening Pandora’s box and causing her to only be able to climax via direct clitoral stimulation from your lying, smooth-talking tongue (whereas before oral sex she used to achieve the Big O through grinding on that prematurely ejaculating stump you call a penis). Third: you were stupid enough to continue to go down on her--even after she stopped doing you, because you (being the moron that you are) enjoyed it as much as she did. In return what did we get? We got a girl whose mouth shrunk to the size of a frog’s ass in cold water every time our dick was anywhere in its vicinity. And on those occasions when she would acquiesce, she would purposely grate her teeth over the entire length of the shaft only stopping to chew on the head until it looked like ground chuck. When we could no longer take the pain and cry out for mercy, she would say, "It’s just too big! I can’t fit it in my mouth." Which caused us to utter words we thought we’d never say: "Awe, gimme a break! It ain’t big at all. Besides, I happen to know you blew Donny Johnson and his dick is twice as big as mine!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

worm wood infusion is the best!!!!! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Partagas series D number 4 my favorite of all time.

Should I feel bad that I laughed out loud if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wow it seems like alot of people lately have been in the same situation. I myself have not been in 6 months. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

fun fact: 17% of drivers pick there nose while driving. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?