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damn websense if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Only if you promise to bite hard if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I was waiting for someone to go there. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

BB gun shoot there windows so that maby they can hear the dog barking better if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Fifty priests die in an accident. They all get up to the Pearly Gates and find St. Peter waiting for them. St. Peter is looking at a clipboard with an irritated expression on his face. He get's up and in a loud voice announces, "To save time I'm only going to ask you all one question: Which of you has ever been involved in a homosexual relationship?" The priests kick the dirt and mumble, but forty nine of them raise their hands. "OK," says St. Peter, "off to hell with you then... And take that deaf bastard with you." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

how come you can't choose more than one if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

me to but only to my mom, who also just happens to be a CPA for the state of Co. YUP sucks to be me

If that is the case then Disney's ride would be considered a serial killer. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

who are you again?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

congrats, I am heading out 4/22 it's been almost 6 months. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A mid summers night erection (dream) the people at work are helping with this. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

erection of there own (league) if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The hunt for red erection (october) if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I can't belive that no one has done these yet Point Erection (break) erectionaway (cut) erectionzone (drop) if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Thank you.

Why is it that people in an office feel compelled to use their speakerphone at full volume when they could just pick up the goddamn phone and talk into it? At least turn the f*&king volume down so that the rest of the office is not forced into hearing your conversation. Thank you that is all. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ARE WE READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON? Twenty major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship: 1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose. 2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose. 3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs. 4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays. 5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice. 6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true. 7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and ALL Chicago teams won championships in each league. 8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers. 9. Sixteen U.S. Presidents were elected. 10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution. 11. Prohibition was created and repealed. 12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top. 13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League. 14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down. 15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held. 16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers. 17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in. 18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series. 19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them. 20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were added to the Union. Great Quotes in Cubs History "Noise pollution can't be that much of a problem [at Wrigley]. There's nothing to cheer about."--State Rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the installation of lights at Wrigley Field "If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic."--Whitey Herzog "There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help."--Bill Buckner "You get tired of looking at garbage in your own backyard."--Cubs manager Lee Elia in 1983 about why the Cubs got rid of so many players. Elia was fired later that same season. "The Cubs were taking batting practice, and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter."--Radio deejay "The only bad thing about being released by the Cubs is that they made me keep my season tickets."--Ken Rietz, ex-Cub third baseman "Would the lady who left her nine kids at Wrigley Field please pick them up immediately? They are beating the Cubs 4-0 in the 7th inning."--Radio deejay if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Now....2005 Subaru WRX For free... there is a Mitsubishi EVO VII running around Australia that is upwards of 1000hp all wheel drive that at 100mph you can downshift to 4th and all four tires will break loose. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the second one made me spit water onto my keyboard. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

That is exactly what I was thinking if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I get a ton of that spam too. Some of there stock tips would be good for day traders but I don't have enough time to sit at my computer and watch the stock. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Some people are like Slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face When you push them down the stairs.

WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The "POINT" ? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what about poppy-cock? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Subject: "Little boys fire truck" A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by his dog and cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks", the little boy says. The firefighter takes a closer look and notices he has tied his wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little boy replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?