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Time for some pictures if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... You need a Heart to love him A Diamond to marry him A Club to smash his fucking head in And a Spade to bury him if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Is anyone going to enter the samuel adams "long shot" contest? http://www.samueladams.com/promotions.aspx I was thinking of entering but I just am not that good yet at the home brew. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

oooooh gives me the willies just thinking about it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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Ok i may be behind in the times but this is the freaking best website for music. If you have not been to the site it is worth a look. http://www.pandora.com if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

"Damit, when you get married, you kind of expect you're going to get a little sex." --Jeremiah Denton, senator from Alabama, 1981-86. Denton had offered a bill providing criminal immunity for raping a spouse. "Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read a Playboy with your wife turning the pages." --Barry Goldwater, 1964 Republican presidential nominee "If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the liberals?" --Mike Gunn, Mississippi state senator, 1991 "We have every mixture you can imagine. I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple." --James Watt, Secretary of the Interior, 1981-83, describing an Interior Department advisory group. "Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much limited to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes." --Pat Bushanan, 1996 Republican presidential candidate. "Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" --George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987. "If you're worried about caribou, take a look at the arguments that were used about the pipeline. They'd say the caribou would be extinct. You've got to shake them away with a stick. They're all making love lying up against the pipeline, and you got thousands of caribou up there." --George Bush, commenting on the Alaskan pipeline. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060713/sc_space/spacediverpreparesforbigjump if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." "A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A couple of Rednecks went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see. One of the sights was a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet above the river. Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it swaying in the wind. "I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," one said to the other. "What are you worried about?" the second replied. "It's a rental. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Lost mine on jump 35. one of the worst fights my wife and I ever had, because I opened over the desert and I refused to go and try to find it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

he horizon can be pretty scary for those of us in our mid 40s 40's how about those of us in our 20's, and Teens. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it makes me want to move all of my assets off shore. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

David Walker is comptroller general of the United States, which makes him the head auditor for the most important and powerful government in the world. In an interview last year Walker warned that there is a $43-trillion hole in America's public finances that's getting worse every day, and it is eventually going to lead to a financial collapse that will make my (and your) retirement plans disappear in a wave of recession, inflation and unemployment. It's becoming increasingly obvious that, within the next 10 years, the U.S. government will simply not be able to borrow money fast enough to keep up with its exploding expenses. The Economic Policy Institute recently projected that under the current tax regime, by 2014 all government revenue would be consumed by four areas of spending: health care for the elderly and the poor, Social Security for retirees, national defense and interest on the debt. Interest on the national debt would be about half of all government tax revenues by 2031. And ten years later, the cost of servicing the debt will exceed all government revenues. History provides some harrowing examples of what happens when an economy collapses under the weight of unsustainable debt. One of the most chilling is Argentina in 2001. When the International Monetary Fund cut off its support for the country's escalating debt, the effect was catastrophic: the value of the national currency plunged, decimating the savings of millions. The resulting surge in inflation and sudden slowdown in consumer spending put thousands of businesses into bankruptcy within weeks. That, in turn, put further millions out of work and pushed one of South America's biggest economies into a punishing recession. As unfathomable as it may seem, most economists think something like that could happen in the United States. Doesn't sound very cheery, does it? Imagine if the company you work for suddenly went bankrupt and the market was so bad that you couldn't find a job for more than half of what you were making (if you could find work at all). You decide to cash in all of your savings and retirement funds to make ends meet to discover that what used to be worth 30, 40 or maybe 50 thousand dollars is now worth about 15 or 20. How long do you think you would keep your house or even your car? It makes you want to start writing letters to congressmen, doesn't it? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

pot kettle black if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

very nice, and a great choice for a first bike. what is the price on it?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of filament. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? probably a repost and I don't care! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://www.index.hr/fun/galerije/category.aspx?kategorija=349 some items listed NSFW enjoy if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I can't I am scared of heights if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I've been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed... CRISIS RESOLVED! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

sorry #5 is MIA if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

a few more edit: #2 deleted for breaking rule #2. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Something is wrong with this artist if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I am so ashamed, Doctor," she said. "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking her eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course... Now just open your mouth and say 'moo'." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?