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Seen on some T-shirts: "My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box." "You can't have Manslaughter without Laughter." "I didn't lose my virginity, I just left it up some fat chick's ass." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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This is one of the saddest things that I have read today if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Are you talking about the Arizona cardinals? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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It’s nice to live close to work for just such occasions
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than you can have anytime nookie which is even better. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Damn I love going home on lunch for some afternoon fun. It just makes the rest of the day sooooooo much better.
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are you kidding all of those lines are factory if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I Discovered the secret to running faster... (Funny. True, but funny.)
hobbes4star replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
u have issues if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
"Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards." --Theodore Dreiser (American novelist), quoting an unnamed newspaper editor. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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"A monument to all the rancid genes and broken chromosomes that corrupt the possibilities of the American Dream." --That God-damned, muddle-headed hippy, Hunter Thompson on Richard Nixon. I'm glad he's dead (both of them). if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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"I feel very old sometimes...I carry on and would not like to die before having emptied a few more buckets of shit on the heads of my fellow men." --Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880), author of MADAME BOVARY if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Only scene I remember is the video tape of that the wife sent to her husband. alot of talk about mastubation though. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Yup, but I cannot listen at work. If I did I really would not get anything done. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Fitted Sheets--Does anyone *really* fold them after washing?
hobbes4star replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
my wife folds everything.. she's a good wife if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" Suzy cried out. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the preacher. "Dead!" yelled Little Johnny. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids." Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person." [A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.] Man: "What's wrong?" Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Craziest Stunt I have Ever Seen
hobbes4star replied to SWATcop's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
ya and they had a extra chute for each one of the boulders that he calls his balls. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? -
June 3 is Repeat Day June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day June 8 is Name Your Poison Day June 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day June 16 is National Hollerin' Contest Day June 18 is International Panic Day June 23 is National Pink Day June 27 is National Columnists Day June 30 is Meteor Day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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like a good card if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Had my chute packed for to long between jumps and the trap door effect happened. I was on my way to the handles to cut away when the chute opened, but it scared the living shit out of me. that was about 2 years ago. It was a good wake up call. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a PEACOCK and I was just wondering if you were my son." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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Didn't they make a movie about this if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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I second that if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
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it seems that soft mick has done it all http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=soft+mick&btnG=Google+Search if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?