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Well I was eating lunch if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I got my first suit used for 50 dollars it lasted me 200 jumps before i hit the step on exit and tore the ass out of it. If that had not happened I would probably still be using it.

Talk to your instructors if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

mine does samething I just changed batteries and it seems to be working. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

MORE FRIDAY FUNNY Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

How about a spaghetti string looped around it and then try to swallow if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ya join the club, I can't even look at craigslist anymore if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

aaaawwwwww once you see it you can't unsee it if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

forget moving get the video camera out, that is fing funny. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

actually I was thinking of putting it as my bosses desktop. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no screen saver is set up on his computer that way the boss can never tell. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I couldn't find it if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Oh no ask him he is one of those people that have done it, have it or own it. When he first started he was a skydiver too. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

could be a line dump? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that was his dailey mid-morning nap. no kidding everyday he takes a 1/2hour nap if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Don't you love that one co-worker that just makes you look good everytime they turn around. Here is one of my co-workers and his desk. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i hate websense if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060418/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/mexico_mistreating_migrants;_ylt=Aggdq3N0Dp_4uZTArPkzeSQDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M- and a look at how mexico handles it's undocumented if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The baldwin actually went on howard stern and promoted the movie if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I'm not a democrat, but I thought it was funny anyway. Things you have to believe to be a Republican today =================================================== Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him; a good guy when Cheney did business with him; and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery. You support states' rights, but the Attorney General can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I read an amazing story earlier this week. It seems this bunch of beaners wanted to take a day off of work from a meatpacking plant in Detroit so they could attend a protest of immigration reform. The manager of the plant told them that if they skipped work they were going to get sacked. But I guess they didn't believe him, because they all skipped work and they all got sacked. Fifteen of them. Now here's the fun part. Most of them were illegal immigrants and now they have started working with some Detroit activist to get their jobs back saying they were fired unjustifiably! Before I go any further, let me just point out that being an illegal immigrant is justification by itself for termination since it is against the law to hire criminals. The plant manager said that as far as the company knew, the workers were documented, but an eployment agency does the actual hiring. He said the workers had been told, "written and verbally," on the Friday before the protests that their attendance was mandatory on the day of the protest. Elena Herrada, the activist who is trying to help the women get their jobs back, say they were fired, "for standing up for their rights." Once again, my question is, what rights? Many of the workers had been employed at the plant for several years. Most have children and are worried about supporting their families. "It was not fair,'" said Mercedes, a 31-year-old Detroit woman who attended the rally and was fired. "We went to fight for our rights." But I don't think Mercedes has a clear understanding of her rights. Or maybe she does. Since Mercedes is undocumented she asked that her last name not be used. So she wants rights, but only on an anonymous basis. Perhaps she'd like her paychecks made out to cash. And when she applies for state-funded medical benefits she can write Mercedes X on the application. And I have another issue. If you are an illegal immigrant, and you have children you have to support, and you are lucky enough to land a gig that keeps your litter in tortillas and frijoles, why are you going to draw attention to yourself to the risk of getting sacked? Especially if your boss tells you that you are going to get sacked. Even if you are an American, and your boss tells you, "You have to be at work tomorrow or you're going to get sacked," and you don't show up to work....you're going to get sacked. And it would be no one's God damned fault except your own. So where does this infringement of rights come into play? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have no problem with my technique if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

now you sound like my wife if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?