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You haven't seen the video of what the .50cal does at a distance. There is one going around the Internet for a while now. It shows the target and then it shows the target in pieces all over the place. Quite disturbing. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The thing with Toyota is that they have very very very deep pockets and they really like to win races. It will be interesting to see how fast Toyota shows the american cars up. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I'm "The Hulk" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

This guy drives up to his house and where he parks is full of snow. So he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house. It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is, well, upset. What most people do is write nasty notes etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. Police sometimes get involved however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means. Tires and throats have been slashed over this. This guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean, very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized Popsicle. The note on the car read: "You want the space? Here, it's yours until spring!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I made it politically correct.

ya taht palce if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

FUJI. I have been dreaming of diving there for years. scuba not sky

Best thread of the morning i have had to clean my keyboard half a dozen times from the mt dew that i am drinking. good stuff folks. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i just scraped my eyes out, holy s*&t what is wrong with you. you can't do that on a monday morning. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on Bob, and after he'd finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a gift out of him by snuggling, murmuring and fondling him. "Jesus, woman, get off of me!" he exploded. "I get enough of this at the office." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

weekend what weekend I had to work saturday if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what, no stainless?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I would be the first to tell you I still get scared before I jump. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no no, it's not pushed it is incouraged if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wow, i made page 6. don't know if i should be proud or not. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

all the time.

you forgot the one that says your slave driving boss is making you work again if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it tastes like piss in a bottle. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

That is my thought exactly. If I were in a high profile job that would put me in that position then yes, but not as an everyday citizen. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I was just wondering if anyone here is scared that they may end up involved in a terrorist attack. Disregarding those of you that are in high profile jobs that would put them at risk, I am talking about just us everyday people. When we are threatened with a looming attack does that make you nervous? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

maby they are just projecting a feeling of regret. I imagine that if i quit something that made me feel so good about myself that i would be bitter too. just my .02 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I thought the same thing if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

October, 1989: A North Carolina company has introduced "Talking Tissue," a novelty gadget which fits the standard toilet paper dispenser. Each time the tissue is pulled, you hear one of four recordings: "Yuk-yuk," "Stinky-stinky," "Nice one-nice one," or alarm bells. January, 1990: A man in Lawrence, Kansas, spent a night underneath an outhouse after he fell through the seat trying to retrieve his wallet. He was rescued by Sheriff Loren Anderson, who said the man wasn't injured, "but in a pretty ugly mood." January, 1990: Over 20 toilets and urinals in the King County, Washington, Court House erupted after being flushed. Apparently, a plumber who was making repairs mistakenly switched an air compressor with a water line. December, 1989: Police employees in Concord, California, filed a $30 million lawsuit against the Concord Police Department after they found a hidden camera installed above a urinal in the men's room. Police Chief George Straka explained that the surveillance was necessary to catch the culprit who had clogged the urinal a few times, causing it to flood the chief's office downstairs. June, 1989: Singapore courts fined a man $75 for urinating in an elevator. Police nabbed him in the elevator after the urine detector locked the elevator doors. A hidden video camera recorded the whole event and the footage was later used as evidence. [From Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader] if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

last one... During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor, with a chuckle. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup. Right?" "Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

What’s got three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife. _______________________________________________ The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own." __________________________________________________ A young executive was working late, trying to impress his boss. As he was leaving the office, at 7p.m., he found the CEO standing in front of the document shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary left hours ago. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. Excited with the opportunity to kiss up to the man, he turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, "I don't know what I would have done without you." As his paper disappeared inside the machine the relieved CEO says, "Now, I'll need two copies." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?