hobbes4star

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  1. in scottsdale it's this month. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  2. not to rain on your parade but i would try ebay first, or good guys, or hot august nights.. barret is hard as hell to get a car into. first they inspect it then there is a sellers fee thats like 8-10%. but the inspection is the hard part. it has to be a high high high quality numbers matching etc veh. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  3. Having worked for fedex do exactly like mx757 said. if it gets lost fedex will send it to memphis where they put it in a giant warehouse and then auction it off after 1 year or so. I have worked two differant sort facilities and boxes get a beat down like you could not imagine. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  4. there is one in scottsdale, az very fun to go to. but keep your hands in your pockets also when you are not watching the bidding their is a ton of cars outside the tent that you can get upclose to and look at. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  5. While I hold my instructors in the highest regard, my hero, and please forgive me for I do not know his last name, is a load organizer at eloy named Tom. I have the privilege of jumping with this individual for a little over 3 years and almost 300 skydives. Tom is one of those guys that has the natural knack for teaching and helping new and old skydivers. I have never seen him turn down a newly off of student status or 1000 jump world record holder. He has always taken the time to help with swooping a formation or s folding a pro-pack. Eloy is very luck to have him as a load organizer. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  6. add me in to. 6:30am to 6:00pm. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  7. so my wife looks at the tree and in the most serious voice tells me "the tree it goes down tomorrow" I told her to kick it's ass. happy new year all...
  8. Bump: Have you got the rodent out?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  9. hey what about the popsicle sticks if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  10. this has been the best laugh i have had all week. lisamarie I will be tipping a beer to you tonight thank you for the laugh if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  11. acutally you could go get some firewood and start a big fire and cook it up. just a idea if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  12. don't you have a fire place poker?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  13. I agree with ronda cause when that thing wakes up it will more then likely be very upset. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  14. make sure you have the extinguisher at hand and the video working if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  15. does she have a fire extinguisher?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  16. START THE FIRE START THE FIRE if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  17. Does anyone else feel like they are standing around watching two people about to duke it out and egging them both on just to see the fur fly?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  18. and gloves don't forget the gloves if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  19. then the burning rodent can start your curtains on fire and help to burn your house down. that would be the greatest video of the year. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  20. I think sky-pimp has the best idea. Help it help it's self
  21. i have always seen it at frys food and drug stores but i am in arizona too. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  22. you are not the only one. Websense sucks. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  23. it's my nickname and a play on my last name. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?
  24. THE PREPARATION Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish aphrodisiac - 12 pints Guinness, and some fish and chips, his mind set on one thing - LOVE! Or as he say's himself "the ride". His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her with gentle words of passion - "any chance of me hole then love?" The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic smell of Guinness or the sensuous vision of chips sticking to his chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is expressed with the flirtatious "Would ye ever fuck off!" FOREPLAY Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches the bed gyrating with one hand on his hip and the other on the back of his head, singing the ancient Gaelic fertility chant "Here we go, here we go, here we go" Upon reaching the bed he comments proudly on this rampant 8 incher. This is a classic example of alcohol induced double vision. INITIAL PROBLEMS After 12 pints, sometimes the man's old Willie Winkie is a trifle reluctant to extend itself (literally). Impotence is very much a blow to the man's self esteem and the wife has to be very tactful. She will offer gentle and sensitive words of encouragement such as "Ye useless bastard, ye" or possibly "It never happens to the Milkman". Oral sex is a great favorite of the Irishman. He approaches his wife with a cheeky invitation, "How'd ye like to put your teeth round dis?" The woman nods willingly and points suggestively to her falsies smiling happily in a bedside tumbler. "Go on then", she says "but don't disturb me". DOWN TO BUSINESS Eventually the moment comes to consummate their tender love. Again alcohol induced double vision is an important factor as the man decides which of his willies to use for penetration. Sometimes in his excitement as he moves into his position he may suffer from severe premature ejaculation. A phenomenon he explains to his wife using the poetic phrase "Oh fuck, I've shot me load." If this does occur it is essential he makes up for disappointing his wife by uttering tender and loving compliments such as, perhaps, informing her she's the nicest woman he's ever come across. An imaginative lover, the Irishman, possibly having read the woman likes to be spoken dirty to, says such things as "shite, arsehole". The woman is speechless. The man is now thrusting away, his mind a kaleidoscope of jumbled erotic thoughts. The woman wonders if they should repaint the ceiling. Sometimes she utters a word of encouragement such as "Are you sure it's in?". Given his level sexual expertise the Irishman's ideal partner should be a versatile lover specialising in the faked orgasm. This takes the form of a breathless shout "Ooyah, ooyah, Big Boy." Eventually its all over. The man roles over, falls asleep and commences snoring like a pig. There's no one in the world performs quite like an Irishman - veritable prince in the kingdom of sex. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?