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    There have been a few threads about what to expect and what to bring. I say lots of money for jump tickets. And condoms. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I did my 1000th at a boogie and could only wash up with a garden hose before I had to make a 6 hour flight back home. Felt really sorry for the guy that had to sit next to me on the plane. I don't normally get involve in traditional pieing due to collateral damage. I prefer a more personal way to celebrate. For my not as of yet girlfriend's 100th, I bought her a personal sized fruit pie. And not even Hostess. It was some no name brand, but it was the only one I could find. She took one bite and the look on her face said it all. I told her she didn't have to finish it. She smiled and threw it right in the trash. For another of her milestones, I took a little dab of whipped cream off a real pie and touched the tip of her nose. She was officially pied. Not always an angel though. I did act as a decoy so she could get her whipped cream bath. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    There are some times work is required to be done at night. We are changing over to a new utility feed and it can only be done during non-operational hours. We are trying to be good neighbors by using whisper quiet generators. But sometimes you just have to make noise. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Brian, thanks for the plug for my mount. Glad you like it. Chris, if you go with the chest strap wedge, get the long version. It won't bend backwards when flying a WS. Or you can just order a mudflap mount from me. I also have a custom mount for the AltiTrack that allows you to see the digital display without removing the alti from the mount. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Top, I doubt the Bytch is shopping, more just looking for kindred souls that can shed some light on their situation. I look forward to jumping with her and her man again. The last time was very special. One of my all time favorites.
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    Vader, with the toe extension option shown, your wish might just come true. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    SkydiveRadio 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You want folks to send you their best dildos? Kinky 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Who is "they"? Safety regs being unambiguous? Try this. Read all the FARs that pertain to rigging. Then go into the Gear and Rigging forum and explain whether a senior rigger can or cannot legally reline a main canopy so everyone agrees with you. Good luck. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    It's not like the old days, when he could handle doing two lines. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Good thing she didn't go for the defibrillator. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I wasn't sure if you were referring to the white plane with really stubby wings. That thing getting in the air would be damn impressive. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    What? Don't want another 52000 bullshit posts that only 5 people give a shit about? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Not every girl can land a superstar. Nope. But she can land a 777. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    A 262. Very cool. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    There have been posts by big guys weighing in at well over 250 wanting to jump. Most reserves are only TSO'd to 254. Without a big boy rig, they will have a hard time finding gear to use as students. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The blue or greenish brown machines were still made in Japan. The newer cream/white colored machines are Chinese. I agree those are pretty bad. For someone just starting, a 20U with straight and zigzag can be a cheap way to start learning to sew on a single machine. The comment by unstable about bobbin tension can be true. The 20U33 I had was a bit touchy. Took me a while to get it right. Even then I needed to make sure it was oiled and no lint it the bobbin race to keep it sewing smoothly. I found a nice deal on a Pfaff 183. Sold the 20U to a new riglet. I agree a better machine is always nice to have. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    At 300', you might get line stretch. The difference between an open and closed casket. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Shred, don't be surprised if you watch CL and find a Singer 31-15 or 31-20(larger bobbin) for cheap. $200 and under. Often listed as Grandma's old machine and family is cleaning out her basement and just want to get rid of it quick. It will run forever and parts are easy to get. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Not sure if the Spectre was in trim or not, but unless you have gorilla length arms, a small light weight person under a 210 will have a difficult time stalling the Spectre. This appears to be a case of down sizing and you got a surprise about how a non-student canopy responds. It is faster, turns quicker and has a totally different flare. This is a good wake up call to discuss canopy types and their flight characteristics prior to jumping the canopy. Glad you landed ok. I agree that the PD 190 would not be a good idea for you now. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    If you want zigzag, the Singer 20U models, Bernina 217 or Pfaff 138. Singer will be cheapest. You should be using E thread. That home style machine might not be able to handle thread that big. If you want to start with a home style machine, look for a Singer 401A or Singer 500. They can handle the E thread fine. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    That is 100% incorrect. Dude, what do you know about such things? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Keeping the victim honoree distracted is a tough job. And then trying to not get hit with collateral damage. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    TeeHee, you used up two of yur fingers on me. I feel privileged. Now I know your judgement is all screwed up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity