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I'm 14. Would you let me pack for you???
monkycndo replied to ItsThatGuy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Ummmmm, you sure about that? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
The machine Ski mentioned is a good straight stitcher. If you want a combo machine for straight and zigzag, look for Singer 20U-33, Pfaff 138 or 238 or Bernina(Chandler) 217. If you can find a 217 with the cam drive on the back of the machine, you can get a cam to do a 308 stitch as well. If you want to start out cheap, a home machine like a a Singer 401A or 500A will push a jeans needle and E thread. When you are ready to go big, I have a Consew 733 and a bar tacker for sale. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I thought it was because you liked to leave your mark on a guys Johnson. Silly me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
monkycndo replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
So she wants names? Give her some. Let's see. Mike Hunt Phil McKeester Hugh Janus Those are just the ring leaders. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
most effective method to get out of twists?
monkycndo replied to plante's topic in Safety and Training
Plante, it also makes a difference if you are jumping your wingsuit. I have found kicking with the leg wing zipped is not nearly as effective. As long as the canopy is flying straight and not diving, my go to first choice is the second example in DSE's video. I twist the risers to get all the twist out of the lines and into the risers. You might start twisting the wrong direction, but it will be obvious if you are doing it the right or wrong way. Once the lines are clear, the risers are now a coiled spring that wants to unwind. As you can see in the video, the tops of the risers often start to separate. Put your hands where they are separated and use the risers for leverage to untwist yourself by pushing off the risers. It is remarkable how fast you can get out of a lot of twists using this method. And by the way folks, just because it is mostly guys jumping, don't assume the gender of the OP. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
monkycndo replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You're Canadian. You folks are too polite to complain. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
If you want to save on booze, google sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships. Lots of interesting ideas. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Repack cycle in the US used to be 120 days. The only jump that might be due to reserve ride looks like 25-04-07. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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A base rig. Well, you asked. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Doubt it is stolen gear. Most likely copied from some other ad hoping to get payment. The Micron is on a rig rack that has an Italian TurboLenza sticker on it and the car in the background has what looks like a European style license plate. Not from Delaware. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Wingsuiters playing with the puffies. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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And if he stole cheese with jalapenos, one could say, it's nacho cheese. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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How many people are flying Wingsuit on this planet ?
monkycndo replied to peter.xu's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'm 10:1. So that don't work. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
How many people are flying Wingsuit on this planet ?
monkycndo replied to peter.xu's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I believe the universal answer is 42. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Stamps: Damaging fragile minds and putting children in danger.
monkycndo replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
+1 Everything in your attachment was true for me. And then some! Heck, I played with molten lead and sent Tonkas down the sidewalk with cherry bombs on board. Mercury was fun too. You had mercury. We had to play with silver paint. And we liked it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Jewbag, I use a 9' with 28" PC for my Sabre 150. WS and belly jumps. Opens sweet. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Tsunami Skydivers in Oceanside. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Reminder: There's nothing wrong with Mondays, it's your job that sucks.
monkycndo replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Monday through Friday. I watch people work. It's exhausting. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
I'm finally in the Metal-in-your-leg club!
monkycndo replied to jf951's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Go to the Lost Prairie boogie. Each year there is the Heavy Metal jump. Yup, only way to get on the load is to be the "proud" owner of some internal metal. Method of earning it does not matter. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Basic rule. Under 1:1 when under 100 jumps. Add 0.1 for each 100 jumps there after. So say he. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I'm still surprised you didn't have to have a custom visor to get that honker to fit inside a full face. Hell, wonders will never cease to amaze me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Glasses/Contacts/Prescription Goggles/Bifocals Advice for Newbie
monkycndo replied to AimeeCat's topic in Safety and Training
If you are getting new glasses, consider getting a set with a small flexible frame that "might" not be the most stylish. That way you should be able to wear a standard set of goggles instead of the mondo huge ones. Save the sexy ones to wear on the ground between jumps. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Paying for Not Jumping Through Clouds
monkycndo replied to Psycho1iam's topic in Safety and Training
I always believe once it is wheels up, the ticket is burned. DZOs can do as they wish on refunds. Here are a couple of examples: At a dz where the landing area is 9 miles away from the airport, we were waiting for sucker holes in the hope to make a jump after sitting on the ground all day. We get the call and run to the plane. We get to 2K and the pilot says there is a great hole over the landing area, but the airport and surrounding airports would most likely be totally socked in by the time he would be landing and he would have to land at an alternate airport a good distance away. He says he is returning to our airport, fully expecting to hear us bitch and moan about losing a ticket. Everyone on the load said he made the right call in protecting the plane and having it return to base. We all fully expected to lose the ticket. We were pleasantly surprised when manifest returned our tickets. -
I'm finally in the Metal-in-your-leg club!
monkycndo replied to jf951's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
My plate and six screws have never elicited a question. But the scar/depression in my GF's thigh always shows up and gets "Ma'am, what's in your pants pocket?" Fucking Transportation Safety Theatre!! Get this. Want to bring water through "security". Freeze it. It is no longer a gel or liquid. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity