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    A lesson my lovely wife continues to try to teach me... Kill them with kindness! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    There's a performace element to the coach rating. At least, there is supose to be? I'd think some tunnel time would make it easier to "perform" the necessary skills. I'd also guess a tunnel rat could not pass based on tunnel experience alone. Either way, if the candidate can pass the tests, they are a coach!!!! That sould be the ruler for success, not the method in which they gained the skills.
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    Weather here's been horrible. So, I took a drive to Superior Wisconsin and managed to make 4 jumps on Saturday. If you ever get a chance to jump Skydive Superior, overlooking Lake Superior, Jay Cook State Park and Spirit Mountan Ski area, go!! Indeed! Not a bad weekend. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    No need for receipts. Unless, of course, you get audited? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    From the master of swear words.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dCIKqkIg1w Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I predict she gets to 25,000 posts before she gets to 25 jumps. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Right now... record snowstorm for this date, breaking the old record set in 1898. All I can say at this point is....... see attachment Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Weather may not be your friend this week. Looks like Wissota's runway will be an issue? Baldwin has already pushed back opening day???? But, good luck whenever you do start up. Look me up when you get to Baldwin. Edited to add... Have fun at Wissota! It's one of the funest DZ's around. Great folks there!
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    You mean like this? http://www.square1.com/manufacturers/square1/p522.asp#GoProMounts NO!!! Close, but I'm talking about something truely snag free. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I agree!!! That's why I have my real name and all my exaggerated info listed in my profile. So, everyone knows what a lying asshole I am. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I've been thinking of marketing a generic, covered, snag free, go pro mount for skydiving helmets. I have a few Ideas in Autodesk Inventor. Let's talk! The market is there waiting for someone to tap it. I'm just saying.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I've posted this before, from a really experienced Camera flyer with over 11,000 Tandem Video Skydives... "Build it snag free because it's really hard to pull a cutaway handle with a broken neck!" Great advice, thanks Bergie. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    and to pack! Sing while he packs.... damn, I'm so pissed I didn't think of that. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I hope Eduardo doesn't mind me posting from his e-mail... The CRW Dawgs are already on it. Here is what Edwardo wrote... "OK, since the Q boogie will be mainly CRW dogs and wingsuiters I was thinking what can we do together. This link sent by Pasi gave me the idea that we can try this, only with a 9-way diamond instead of the rocks. We pull #4 out and voila! we have the hole. I'm starting a list of participants. Slots are running out! Sign up soon!" 1. 2. 3. 4. Eduardo 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Tattoos?

    skyjumpenfool replied to promise5's topic in The Bonfire

    Were you one of the "2 outs" I saw that day? And, were you one of the guys that landed a down plane? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I taught my son to sing while he cuts the lawn and to only stop when I need another beer. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    That's the problem with computers!!! ... they do exactly what you tell them to do? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, PLF's, and then some more PLF's. Some day you'll thank me.
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    I'm with Doc here... Don't rule out the Stiletto. It is still a very popular canopy for a number of good reasons.
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    A great lady and a pioneer in our sport. She helped build a rich tradition of skydiving in the Northland. She will be missed. She will NOT be forgotten! Blue Skies!
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    Bill, how does he land the canopy with only one arm? This has to be very difficult to do? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    I just saw the BO.... and my mind jumped immediately to Boobies!!!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Future swooper? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Even this guy's had enough.... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."
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    Looks like he made it! That's just ... cruel!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky."