Jessica

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  1. It's also the name of my university's mascot, and a nickname of mine. I'm talking Scrappy D. Eagle, not Scrappy Doo. Hey Ann -- I dig those! Taking nominations for new screen name.
  2. What should my new screen name be? Remember: We're thinking Rock 'n Roll. Scrappy Editrix Phricka BigOlePostHo I'm not going to vote because I know Jessica will disregard all this and do what she wants anyway Feel free to post write-in candidates! Be nice, or I'll get medieval on your ass. Taking nominations for new screen name.
  3. Jessica

    hungover?

    For us lazies. Taking nominations for new screen name.
  4. What unholy spawn that would be! Actually, I like Phricka. Sounds friendly. My friend Phricka. Anyhow, my numbers so far: 0:0:0. Bloody WIND!!!!!!!! I'm getting mighty tired of driving my butt out to the DZ and no jumpy. Taking nominations for new screen name.
  5. I may have a caffeine-induced psychotic episode tonight. Stay tuned. Taking nominations for new screen name.
  6. Jessica

    sigh

    Thanks Bill. Those are...nice. Taking nominations for new screen name.
  7. He was right there dyeing alongside me! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  8. Like that guy in that movie L.A. Confidential! The one who wasn't Russell Crowe! The dorky do-gooder cop! Then he busted me for having expired tags!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  9. Yes, but by whose standards? Must we live by arbitrary rules? So I dyed that jumpsuit in a washer at my apartment, right? Underneath a sign that said "NO DYEING," right? Well, I had a dream last night that a cop came and arrested me for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  10. Jessica

    Mr. Sangiro

    So many whores. So...many...WHORES. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  11. Jessica

    sigh

    AND I AM THE...jessica. I need a better screen name. Something a little more...rock-and-roll. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  12. Jessica

    sigh

    WHORES, BUTTHEAD! WHORES! ~ Beavis It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  13. Jessica

    sigh

    WHATEVER *openly defying the bytch* It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  14. Jessica

    sigh

    I have a good arch. I don't let my antsiness affect me. Mind over antsiness. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  15. Jessica

    sigh

    No whoring. It makes me antsy. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  16. Shut the hell up. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  17. Jessica

    Post Whore Poll

    CURSES. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  18. What the hell are you talking about? I swear. Gonna have to start patting people down for crack before they post. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  19. Jessica

    Post Whore Poll

    Cut it out Chuck! Your whoring is making even whore-mongering ME uncomfortable! Hey, you'll be at WFFC right? Do they have a beacon there? It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  20. I do actually remember thinking, "If I don't get something out right now, I'm going to die." I hope I'm never in a situation to think that again. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  21. What a coinkidink! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  22. Jessica

    Help

    They're probably getting through; that error message is a prank by Sangiro. Seriously. They're getting through. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  23. Whuffos, the lot of you! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  24. I wouldn't mind having a dime. They have literally hundreds of uses! Parking meter, candy machine, impromptu screwdriver.... It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!
  25. I was sure this was a post about the pub last night... It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!