Jessica
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Right now, at 5:13 p.m. CST, I want it recorded that I am damn happy. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I would get a GIANT LEXUS SUV. I mean just HUGE. Something that obviously cost $50,000. THEN I would pimp it out with skydiving stickers. Maybe give it a Mystery Machine paint job like Wingi's van. Hang fuzzy dice from the rearview. Get personalized plates that "SCRPPY." Yep. That's what I'd do. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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So I should get the velcro cuffs then. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Sure they do! So there I was, hot and sweaty, Phree's blue and white FF suit sticking to my skin. I sloooooowly undid the velcro cuffs and leisurely unzipped the front, maintaining steady eye contact with Phree. I shrugged the suit off my shoulders, then slid it down my legs.... And put on my RW suit so we could go jump on our bellies. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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'scuse the post ho-ing.... Dude, I was ready to go. I'm sorry y'all's slow punk asses can't keep up with me.
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Say, let's repeat that last jump at Spaceland. This time, let's hook audibles to our goggles though. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Really? Darn. If you were 19, I'd hit on you. I have a thing for underage haiku pimps. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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But I looked better out of it, right? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Let me clarify: White is probably a really, really bad idea. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I hear skydivers talk about their "colors" a lot. I was puzzled, because I've never owned new gear, and nothing matches. My "colors" are pink, black, turquoise, maroon, grey, purple, and some others that I'm embarassed to mention. Anyhow, I'm ordering new gear for the, er, well, I'm ordering a FF suit, and much to my bafflement, I have to pick the colors. It's making my head hurt. So...I need advice. what are YOUR colors? How did you pick them? My rig is mostly black, some purple, then turquoise and pink accents. My canopy is purple, pink and turquoise. The rig colors are OK; I don't care for the canopy color scheme. I'm kind of thinking purple and pink tie-dye. Thoughts? Gag reflex? I need some help. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Gimme a treat!!!! I had the best time with y'all and with Phree. Houston cooks. I'll be back, hopefully with Phree in tow. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Go to Kenya. Go to Kenya. Go to Kenya. Go to Kenya. I personally think you should go to Kenya. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Ann! You are so cool. Thanks so much for letting us crash. I loooooooooove your dogs. If I weren't allergic to them, I would go to your place in the dead of night and snatch them. Will you let Skeet know he's the size of a Shetland pony? I don't think he's aware. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Me too. *yawn* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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You naive little thing. Let me teach you the ways of the world. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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And Jess! That's right, I'm gingerly dipping my toe into the dark side. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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No. I'm a woman so that means I don't have to. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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OK, you dorks, I'm sorry. I'M EXPECTING TO SEE EVERYONE WHO LIVES REMOTELY IN THE HOUSTON AREA AT SKYDIVE SPACELAND ON TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY. If I didn't name you specifically, that means we ESPECIALLY want to see you. Golly. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Damn it, Lisa! Any other virgins around here? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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...or Phree and I will be PISSED. We also hope or plan to see AirAnn, Snowflake and JumperPaula out there, and who knows who else? Come to Spaceland, or you're a dork. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Yay! I am beside myself with happiness. I hope Marc finds time During his eight-hour shift To write some haiku. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Once I went to see a show at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas with a friend, another copy editor. There's a big sign there. It says: NO INS' OR OUTS' Angie and I looked at it, at each other, said in unison, "Plural posessive?!" and laughed until we cried. Geekiness comes in many forms. But yeah,,,,,ppl do seem to loose there ability to speel in the forums. Maybe the elyptical canopies are addling they're brains. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I'd do like Calvin did with the replicator, and divide up the work-week equally between us. That would be schweet! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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We're telling the press (those jackals!) that we haven't talked in five years. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Hey, no way, that's MINE! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc