Jessica
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Why does this not shock me? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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That is, perhaps, the coolest thing I have ever heard. You should have snagged it and given it to me. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Hehehe...you keep shaving days off there... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I'd kill to be in a rut like that. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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It's all about the patch. That helped me. And also asking the citizens of DZ.com to beat the shit out of me if they saw me smoking. That helped too. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Yes, this is the awesomest news EVAR.
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Oh wow, I didn't realize she was LITERALLY THREATENING TO FLAP FEATHERS IN YOUR MOUTH!! *I* thought she was OBVIOUSLY KIDDING! Silly me!!!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I thought naked bodies in freefall looked frightening, not fantastical. Anyway, I was jumping in street clothes because I'd intended to practice my sit, so I didn't even bring my jumpsuit, but then I saw the bridle hanging out on the rental gear and changed my mind. OMG just remembered, that was jump 69 I did today. I'll go naked for my 100th, probably at Eloy.Maybe I know someone who can video. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I don't know about this "James Dean" crap -- that kitten seemed pretty shy at first. But he turned out to be really fun to pet.
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0:1:0 You know you're a skydiver when you harass the manifest staff all morning to see if the clouds have cleared, then when they say c'mon out, you haul ass for over an hour to the dz, rent gear cause the rigger is still packing your reserve, do a quick 3-way (5 points turned, and I was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt!), get down, throw money at the packer, and haul ass back home so you can get to work on time. Not-so-great numbers this weekend, but my numbers last weekend were just debaucherous. So it's OK. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Heh! You're killing me. I think the Jessica cat is more laid back than the Phreezone one. The Jessica kitten is a model of patience and sweetness. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Ugh. Bleah. What a butt head. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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rotflmfao The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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No court in the world would convict her...just make sure there's at least one male on the jury. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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That's exactly why I like them. Rubber bands hurt. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I love jump season...it's just getting started. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I just realized..."Icka" and "Erk" both sound like bird utterances. I've been happy since Erk's trip, too, though I wish it had been a much, much longer one. And Kiwi's beside himself. His craving for human flesh has been satiated -- for now. Ah, spring. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I have a name! It's "Icka." The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Fucking amateurs. The key is to sprinkle the fucking word around, not overuse it so it becomes fucking comical. Also, it's kind of fucking important to use other goddamn curse words in there (blasphemy is always a good choice), as to have a little fucking flow to this shit. Fuuuuuuuuuck. [exasperated eyeroll] The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I actually talk like this. But only at work. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I love skydivers.
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Yep. He must be smoking crack to put up with me, but I can deal with a little drug habit. This guy's a prize.
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Mmm, action. I'm also happy about my recently increased potential for posting numbers in that first column. I'm also happy because my rig is with my new rigger, who lives here in town, which means I don't have to drive an hour to get it worked on. I'm just happy in general. It's nice. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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I'm thinking the colors would probably be the last thing on my mind at that point. But, I'm going with purple and pink tie-dye. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
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Right, I'm ordering my FF suit today. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc