Jessica

I'm so appalled.... That I missed out on all this whoring! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Aww yeah, you're gonna have you some fun. Remember to bring Advil.

I have a used RW suit that's in pretty good shape and fits like a dream, but was the ugliest combination of colors that God allowed. So a while back I started thinking about dumping a box of Rit black dye in the washer with it, but a little research convinced me that would probably make it even uglier (a feat that would surely have signaled the imminent apocolypse). Apparently spandex and nylon are hard fabrics to dye. Anyway, I finally found some acid-based dye that claims to color anything, including nylon. I ordered a big 8 oz. jar of it. Dharma Trading, the company I ordered from, is really cool. I'd use them again. So...first we tried the washing machine method. BAH. It came out dingy and gross. The color hardly took at all. I cried. So then we tried the stovetop, using the biggest pot I've got -- I think it's 8 quarts. That worked pretty well, but all we could really fit in the pot was the forearms. A bigger pot was key, I decided, so I went to the K-Mart that's closing down here in town and got this huge enamel behemoth pot (I think it has to be 15 or 20 gallons) for $7. Yay! I took it home, dumped in some dye and enough water to cover the entire jumpsuit, and boiled the whole mess for 30 minutes. Then I rinsed it in the sink and sneaked it down the apartment complex laundry room and washed and dried it, hahahah! So now, my hands are pitch black from the knuckles down, and my fingertips are all blistered (wear rubber gloves, d'oh), but my jumpsuit looks SHARP. The color didn't take quite as well as it could have in a couple of places, but it's still definitely black. I think the spandex might have shrunk the tiniest tad, but that's not bad. So that's my experience. If you want to try this and have any questions, feel free to PM me. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Hiya Pyke baby! Glad to see you around! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Holy shit! I'd have shown boobies to hear that. Something grabbed ahold of my hand! I didn't know what had my hand...and that's when all my troubles began. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Hehehehe! It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

I realize, and I find the lyrics kind of insulting. And let us not forget the Kids in the Hall, that bastion of ironic comedy. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Learn to spell "apologizing," and stand tall! You also gave us Mike Meyers, spawner of the "Austin Powers" franchise. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Leather jumpsuit is sponsorship stuff. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

I smoke a LOT of crack. I like it, because when I do something stupid, I can blame the rock. "Sorry I kicked you in the crotch. I was smoking crack. Also, the moon is full." Anyway, crack is probably better for you than the cigs. Good luck. Try the patch. I want to make sweet love to the patch. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

TMBG R0X0RS MY B0X0RS!!! I think I got that right. PTiger, correct me if I'm wrong. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Yay!!!

I cried during "Armageddon." It made me feel dirty. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

I think Speedy's been drinking. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Are you talking about the tube? It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

Hey, what a classy post to make.

Just finished booking tickets. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

*waving from Texas*

And, barring that, a so-so one. It's not a freestyle routine, it's a SIT!

I'm going.

Ahhh, I'm sorry sweetie. I'm a one-man woman these days. You'll find a local skybabe of your very own, no worries. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc

Yeah. That's why I'm getting a FF suit in bright colors -- so I can find it in the dark. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc

Yeeha!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc

He bribed me with candy and promises of hRW. *shrug* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc

Exactly. Plus I'm a circus clown; that's why I'm wearing this suit. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc