Jessica

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  1. No happy hour for me. I'll be crossing i's and dotting t's tonight. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  2. That would be dishonest as hell for the USPA to retouch photos. That changes it into a photo illustration. I won't get very into it, but there have been HUGE flaps (heh) over undisclosed digital manipulation of photos. *pulling out media ethics book* Here's a case right here of a big ole mess when someone photoshopped a diet coke can out of a picture in order to make it asthetically pleasing. Anyway, the thought of queering a photo, even for a USPA calandar, without disclosing it, gives me the willies. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  3. So defensive, cheri! Hey, now that I have this really long sig, I can make really short posts and it still looks like I've said something substantial. Wicked. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  4. Jessica

    Bugger.

    The sky: a sapphire. The wind: a fucking torrent. No jumpy for me. I even got my happy ass up super early and went all the way out to the dz. I think I'm going to skip the basketball game that I've been looking forward to for months next weekend and just go jump instead. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  5. Jessica

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    OK, off to bed. Expecting an early call. Tomorrow, skydive! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  6. *PMing JumperPaula with appalling comment* You're in some trouble now, boy!!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  7. NO, you stay away from Texas, do you hear me?! *getting out sawed-off shotgun, stationing self on porch* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  8. NO! It's all cold and empty and you can't make me!!!!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  9. ...and for good measure. I'd like to say thank you to all my fans out there.... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  10. And let me just make another one, so I can take over the No. 15 poster spot.... *IRONY* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  11. I don't know if we need them or not, all I know is THIS IS POST 1500!!!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  12. Jessica

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    Yes, I want to vroom -- Seems a good way to pick up girls. Uh, I mean guys. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  13. Jessica

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    Great minds... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  14. Jessica

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    Good luck I wish you. Yoda always gets the chicks. Hee hee hee hee hee! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  15. Jessica

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    By the way, Wildblue, Thanks for the info about the motorcycles.
  16. Jessica

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    Oh my, you ARE drunk. The trick is finding a girl Secure in herself. At least, that's what I think. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  17. Jessica

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    I'm sorry, you guys The Israeli invasion takes all my focus The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  18. Jessica

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    Do not call us lame! We will exact revenge on haiku's enemy.
  19. Jessica

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    No one ever said I wasn't a bitch. Andy, it's "There ARE," not "is" The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  20. Jessica

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    Calvin is a sage Almost as wise as our own Marc the haiku pimp. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  21. Your words alarm me, but only a bit. Who is George Killian Lett? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  22. Jessica

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    I shall haiku on The verbing of words. It's strange, But so amusing. Rain poured this morning; tricking me back into bed. I missed skydiving. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  23. Jessica

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    Yes, they are jealous Of our prowess with haiku. I feel great pity. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  24. Jessica

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    I thought the thread was amusing in the highest. But others complained. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc