Jessica

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  1. Holy fucking shit, I somehow missed this thread. So the tormentee has become the tormenter, eh, Viking? Let me think on this. Pics of Viking in drag in exchange for my modesty. Tough call. For another few seconds of freefall, I wouldn't even hesitate.... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  2. Run away screaming. Don't allow yourself to be manipulated. Don't undo all the good you did by getting on with your life. If you really think she's going to hurt herself, call the police. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  3. Jessica

    Whoa.

    It's a great web site!!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  4. Jessica

    Whoa.

    *wondering if I should chill with the innuendo, try to be respectable, remove the piercings, dye my hair back to a natural shade, etc.* Nah. Viking, my sweetie, don't you want me to stay in practice? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  5. I believe we have a second, and the motion carries.
  6. Jessica

    Whoa.

    My faith in the system is peeking around the corner, afraid to believe it's safe to come back. So where's good to jump around D.C. in January? Senators, lock up your sons! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  7. Mmm, think it's a mostly tandem, C-182 operation. Haven't heard anything bad about it. Do it! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  8. I'm a quarter Finnish. People think it's funny to say, "Really? When will you be all-the-way Finnish?" My nanny, married to my grandpa, a Finn, for a billion years, has a coffee cup that I want: "You can always tell a Finn, but you can't tell him much." I'm proud of my Finnish heritage! But I have no idea what those weird-ass words mean, Andrea. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  9. Jessica

    Whoa.

    *running around room, hugging self*
  10. Jessica

    Whoa.

    Perhaps, though not by me. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  11. Jessica

    Whoa.

    Not quite, though on the same level of surreality. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  12. D'oh! E-mail me with new dates, baby. I hope you feel better. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  13. Jessica

    Whoa.

    *grinning madly* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  14. I've seen the commercial. It makes me laugh. Red Bull ads are so hyper and surreal. Hey, anything that furthers my rep among the whuffos as a death-defying badass is cool with me. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  15. What's this? Going to beat someone up? The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  16. I'm scairt. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  17. Oh, you tease!!! The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  18. I'm at just over three months. I fucking rock the casbah! Here's a story for my fellow ex-smokers: I had a REALLY fucking stressful day last week, and I became obsessed with thoughts of smoking. Before I could stop myself, I'd bought a pack. Hands trembling, I put one in my mouth, lit it, inhaled...and smoked a third of it before I flicked it off into the distance cause it tasted like hammered crap. So, I guess I'm really and truly done! Yay us. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  19. Every time you post stuff like this it makes me horny. I have no idea why. *calling therapist* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  20. I'm in the same boat. 4:45 p.m. to 1:45 a.m. Weekends included. Ugh. I have the same feelings about DST. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  21. AKA: The Lone Star State Bird: Mockingbird Flower: Bluebonnet Animal/Mascot: Armadillo? Song: Texas, Our Texas The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  22. Actually, I think "chai" is the hebrew word for "life..." In any case, it's a frocking good beverage. I don't like to get it anywhere mainstream like Starbucks, though, because although they have it, it's waaaaaaaaay too sweet. I like my chai milky with the barest hint of honey. Coffee -- no sugar, just a LOT of milk. Or if I'm feeling extravagant, half-and-half. Mmm.... *wandering off to make coffee* The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  23. Yes, except spelled correctly... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  24. Yes, except spelled correctly... The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc
  25. No happy hour for me. I'll be crossing i's and dotting t's tonight. The door is open We are way the fuck up here Might as well get out. ~ FallingMarc