Jessica
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Yes, a Texas one. No, it's not updated.
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I come from British Columbian stock. No, it's not updated.
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The tour is hitting Phoenix on Friday May 24. I was thinking about hitting that up, then heading to Eloy early Saturday. Thoughts? Comments? No, it's not updated.
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Aug. 5. Leo. I was born in 1976, and it irks me that I remember the years that some of you guys were born. No, it's not updated.
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Nicotine withdrawal, I betcha. I used the patch, so I didn't have problems with insomnia, but I had the nastiest cough for a couple of weeks after quitting. It was almost enough to drive me back to smoking. Anyway, congratulations! Stick with it. The patch helped me a LOT, so if you find yourself in the drug store, intending to buy a pack of smokes, get some gum or the patch instead. No, it's not updated.
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***help, help. the vegetarians are angry with me! They'll kick me with their Birkenstock sandals!*** Their NON-LEATHER Birkenstocks, thanks very much. And if there's enough power behind the kick, you'll be hopping up and down in a very cartoonish manner, sir. No, it's not updated.
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Skydive San Marcos is cool. PM me if you're heading this direction.
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...first published in 1921. No, it's not updated.
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I scream "Hi Baby!" when I see my good canopy. If it's a BAD canopy, I say, "You bitch!" Well, not really on the second part. No, it's not updated.
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ROTFL! But maybe he'll use lots of PRETTY colors!!!!!!!!!! No, it's not updated.
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I don't eat mammals or birds or reptiles. I also don't wear leather or eat anything that has mammals or birds or reptiles in it. I went vegetarian in high school, tried going vegan for a while, and lost too much weight, and started eating seafood again in college. I'm pretty happy with the way things are. Don't think I could go back to eating furry or feathered beasts. No, it's not updated.
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Guffaw! "The tower!! RAPUNZEL!!" No, it's not updated.
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And typing on that pocket calculator, I imagine. Chuck, moderators aren't supposed to post-whore. You little chippie! No, it's not updated.
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Heh! We did this at work last year. I was "Snotty Chickenpants." I put it on a post-it note on my monitor and signed all my internal correspondence accordingly. No, it's not updated.
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*another spit take* That's Comedy Gold™ right there.
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I know you're not. I'm only frightened because my mom always told me, "You're known by the company you keep." No, it's not updated.
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Can't sleep. This sucks. It's the middle of the night. (OK, 6 a.m. really, but when you're used to sleeping until 10 this is damn early.) (And do not call me sleepy-head; do not scoff. I work late hours.) This is so weird being online at the same time all the Brits are. I'm a little frightened. No, it's not updated.
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Why not a cloth sign with handholds on the bottom? I think I remember reading somewhere that that worked. No, it's not updated.
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*another spit take* Oh no. And I remember offering to sit on you so you wouldn't have that problem. Oh God. *checking beer supply* No, it's not updated.
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D'oh. Thank God there's a ban on the posting of chat transcripts. No, it's not updated.
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*spit take* Heheheheheheheeheheheheheheheeeheh. *picturing select dz.commers as guests on Jerry Springer* No, it's not updated.
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Plagiarize away. I can never remember a thing I said in the Pub anyway. No, it's not updated.
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Are you quoting me? Did I say this? Sounds like something I would say. See y'all Wednesday night! No, it's not updated.
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It's deleted... No, it's not updated.
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*fingering teargas thoughtfully, eyeing Scott* No, it's not updated.