Jessica
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I think his new backup band is composed of former swimsuit models. With prosthetic leg. And big ole rocks on the engagement-ring hand. No matter! Paul will pick me from the audience and whisk me back to his leather-free hotel room, where we will enjoy wine and tofu-based cheese while have deep discussions on the absurdities of life. Damn it, why haven't they started selling tickets yet?
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You work weekends too? Let's start a support group. Hey, why don't you road trip? I'm sure there's some part of Texas that's sunny and byootiful this weekend!
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...is touring. My heart is full of joy.
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No, wait...I'm a SITB...(single income, two birds). I have a beat-up Toyota truck with bumper stickers on the back...It screams "Lesbian? or recent college student?"
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No, wait...I'm a SITB...(single income, two birds). I have a beat-up Toyota truck with bumper stickers on the back...It screams "Lesbian? or recent college student?"
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Does that make me a SINK?
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Does that make me a SINK?
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I may be a classless drunk mothafuckin' wench, but at least I'm not bored by girl-on-girl action....
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I may be a classless drunk mothafuckin' wench, but at least I'm not bored by girl-on-girl action....
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Am I a yuppie? I put so much effort into NOT being one...that's why I left Dallas.... Yuppie skydivers.... It's really very puzzling. In fact, it kind of pisses me off...I mean, call me bohemian, call me classless, call me a wench, call me a drunk mothafucka, but don't call me a YUPPIE. I've got a mind to head over to wreck and give them a tongue-lashing they'll never forget! But I can never figure out how to get to wreck.... Because I'm a yuppie and am too focused on my yuppie priorities to work out how to access newsgroups. Oh well. (Actually that made me laugh, hee hee...TWO WARRING FACTIONS OF INTERNET SKYDIVERS. WITNESS THE LEGEND.) God, am I still drunk from the pub?
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Am I a yuppie? I put so much effort into NOT being one...that's why I left Dallas.... Yuppie skydivers.... It's really very puzzling. In fact, it kind of pisses me off...I mean, call me bohemian, call me classless, call me a wench, call me a drunk mothafucka, but don't call me a YUPPIE. I've got a mind to head over to wreck and give them a tongue-lashing they'll never forget! But I can never figure out how to get to wreck.... Because I'm a yuppie and am too focused on my yuppie priorities to work out how to access newsgroups. Oh well. (Actually that made me laugh, hee hee...TWO WARRING FACTIONS OF INTERNET SKYDIVERS. WITNESS THE LEGEND.) God, am I still drunk from the pub?
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How wonderfully, beautifully surreal it's all become. You crazy fuckers.
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Heh! At least now I know what y'all were saying about me before I got there...thanks for the laugh, Slap-ass Creeper-boy. *cleaning up stray Shiner bottles*
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Heh! At least now I know what y'all were saying about me before I got there...thanks for the laugh, Slap-ass Creeper-boy. *cleaning up stray Shiner bottles*
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Please refer to Slappie in all communiques as "Slap-ass" from now on. He expressed his preference, and I think we should honor it.
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Please refer to Slappie in all communiques as "Slap-ass" from now on. He expressed his preference, and I think we should honor it.
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Hee hee, thanks...here's to skydiving, a bunch of crazy fuckers.
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Slowly.
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Most of us just build up post numbers slowly, over time.
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I mean, she couldn't be anymore accurate.
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I mean, she couldn't be anymore accurate.
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Anne has got it SPOT-FUCKING-ON.
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Anne has got it SPOT-FUCKING-ON.
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Aw, what a cutie.
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I think the back should say... "I'm feeling aggressive." Or at least, the back of mine should.