Jessica
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It's alllllllergies, not a hangover!!!! Anyway, y'all, I can't do it. I'd die. I'll try again tomorrow.
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Really? Actually, I'd quite like to hear the logic behind this. Why is swallowing so all-fired important? Hmm? Do tell.
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Guess I can't blame you for swinging at the fat pitches...heh. All right, folks, I'm going to cram this canopy into this container and head out to the DZ. I'm such a dumbass -- I got my gear back from the rigger all nicely packed up, and when I got it home I undid the whole nice, neat thing so I could "practice packing..." It's lain there, untouched, since Sunday. *rummaging around for Benadryl*
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Say, that's an interesting idea. It's "A Wish for Wings that Work..." I bet the book is available on Amazon.
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So the Hoosier Daddy thing starts today...and I woke up at 7:30, rarin' to go...and realized...my allergies got so bad overnight I think my head would explode if I tried to jump. I can't breathe, my throat is swollen shut, and the pisser is I'M NOT SICK SO I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK. [Expletives of unimaginable offensiveness.] Maybe I'll go anyway. If I'm not around tonight, send a St. Bernard after me. With a flask of brandy.
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God, my head.... Dude, sorry about the mess. I got a little out of control. And whoever put me to bed, thanks...that was sweet, and you really went above and beyond by undressing me. Viva la Pub!
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ROFL!!!! You guys are so exquisitely dorky. I love you.
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NO! You guys are smoking CRACK!!!!! Bloom County is a separate and unique entity! Berke Breathed does admit to unconciously imitating Doonsbury in the early, early strips, but it's NOT a spinoff! Sincerely, Jessica "Scrappy" Burgess Bloom Countian Scholar
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Me, I do, I want you to. Me me me me. *raising hand*
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Wait a minute...is this Raymond formerly of Dallas? I miss that boy!
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That would be pretty sweet. If anyone knows which collection it's in, pipe up! Although I would feel vaguely guilty since Bill Watterson was adamant about Calvin's mug not appearing anywhere but in the strip. But oh well. Principles can go too far!
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Second!!
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I loved college...I only got kicked out once....
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Dallas usually has a really good one.
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Turn off yer Cypres. Wear gloves.
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Eh? For what? Carrying around paperclips?
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Just the other day I was musing on a tattoo of Hobbes under canopy. Or maybe Opus.
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What kind of bird? For the record, I find this thread extremely f***ing disturbing.
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And I registered that day at 3:05 PM. I think there were maybe 5 threads in talkback. Hooray for dz.com!
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*blowing smoke off six-shooter*
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Days off are Tues., Wed. I'm already disgruntled and shopping around. Screw the "it looks bad on my resume." I want to be able to skydive until the beer light comes on. And yeah, I am a sucker. Now someone give me more trivia sites!
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Yeah, I'm interested in what canopies are good for CReW, and if getting a CReW-specific canopy limits your ability to do other canopy stuff, like swooping if you ever wanted to get into that. Just on a search on Enclave, the only canopies I saw with CReW lines were Triathalons. How come?
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I think the word you are looking for is "retch," actually. Unless you're calling skymama a miscreant.
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I'm home. I do it on my time. Please don't ever question me again. Honey.
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Hell YEAH.