Jessica

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  1. YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. I wish I had the balls to do it. An apartment full of furniture, two pet parrots, and a job I don't enjoy have put me in prison. If you can get away, do it. I'm scheming as we speak. It's totally up to you...but can you honestly look at your life now and say, "No, I want to stay here and do this until I'm 65." Don't be scared. Be excited. It's called living. And don't be sad about the girl. [know-it-all Jess] You weren't dating her long enough to make a committment anyway. Those super-passionate-right-off-the-bat things generally fizzle. [/know-it-all Jess]
  2. Oh, and it's good to see you back on here.
  3. Cutaway. You don't need that emotional manipulation bullshit.
  4. LOL! You lying ho! We better take this to PMs...
  5. I head straight for Talk Back to catch up with my homies, and because it usually has an unreasonable amount of new posts, then to S&T, then G&R. I save up the disciplines until they have quite a few posts, then binge.
  6. Here's the link. Disclaimer: Some of the things in this narrative are exaggerated for comic effect. For example, I'm not quite as pathetic as packing as that. QUITE. Still smiling.
  7. Jessica

    BOOBIES

    Hey, holy shit Chris! I didn't realize this was you! Howyadoin?!
  8. I did CReW today!!!!!!!! Um, not that it was my first CReW or anything. *looking around guiltily* We did: a stack, a side-by-side AAAAAND a downplane.
  9. Holy crapola!!!! I think that's somehow beerable. It's GOT to be. Welcome to the ranks of the tatooed, you weirdo.
  10. Jessica

    Steve ...

    Go to your control panel...the link is up at the top of the page.
  11. Yes, but then it degenerated quickly into boobies, so no worries.
  12. I'm feeling left out. Maybe I should take a camera to the DZ this weekend.
  13. Dude, sounds like a line from an after-school special. Catch me drunk sometime and I'll hook you up, k?
  14. The horse WAS dead...then Scott called Max the Miracle Man. And I love you!!!!!!
  15. I think he was being ironic. OK, kiddos, we're all grammatical geniuses. Every one of us. Smarter than hell. People should worship us. The horse is deceased. And "gel" is still OK.
  16. Oh, and: Gladiator sucked! Two-plus hours of carnage; ten minutes of plot.
  17. Oh, and... Yes. I was getting so riled up my ears were red, so I had to go run. But it didn't work and I'm still feeling pretty aggressive.
  18. Oh, for fuck's sake. Minutia is the singular form, okay? DOG PILE ON JESSICA!!!!!
  19. Right, that's what I said. Hey Viking -- sorry about hijacking your thread.
  20. I'm an editor, not a dorko-nerd who knows tons of useless minutia.