Jessica
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Garsh! I hope y'all come back, too. It sounded like a party. I like this, too. "Is your daddy a thief? Cause he took the stars from the sky and put them in your -- OW, WHY'D YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE CROTCH!"
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I think he meant 6,000 pounds sterling. Like, money.
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I think goals are important, and I like helping young women achieve theirs. I'll help with this one, too. Maybe we should bring oxygen. I have another goal...I want to take my last jump at Spaceland, and dirt dive it again and again, and then when it's ready, do it again...but this time, er, "turn some points."
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There was some very humorous fun made of this guy in Maxim a while back. While I laugh, though, I kind of strangely admire this guy. It must be so nice to really, honestly not give a shit what other people think.
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It's nice, but I think a little antiquated, like giving the paperboy a holiday bonus. When I was in Florida for tunnel camp, I stayed in the same hotel for four nights. The cleaning staff did a really nice job. I left a tip.
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Not real ones, like learning to fly camera, or becoming an instructor, but silly ones. Like my goal of logging a jump at every DZ in Texas. What are yours? Doing 100 naked jumps? Tracking down Sangiro and jumping with him? Jumping a round?
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Hey...I didn't say a word. I may have worn my "I only have carnal relations with skydivers and Mavs fans" T-shirt, but I didn't SAY anything. This makes me suspicious. Are you trying to get me to let my guard down for some reason?!
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Number of futile trips to the windy dropzone 2:0:1 The case is for my *trumpet fanfare* FIRST LICENSE. Which would be a *louder fanfare* B LICENSE. After almost 21 months in the sport, I am finally licensed, and it makes me very, very happy to skip that fucking A. It's poetic justice I tell you. Heh.
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You're like the 5th person to point this out to me. SIGH. It was tight. Good game. I cussed a lot. Too bad I was at work.
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EWWWWW SPURS GROSS. You can take the girl out of Dallas....
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GHB.
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Only geeks, losers and band nerds are nice to you. The cool kids smoke cigarettes and mock you.
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*I* hear he really gets into "Grumpass motherfucker."
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Don't you talk about my mama like that! Yes, 1.8 weeks, actually. I do believe you're looking forward to it. Pervert.
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HEY NO PERSONAL ATTACKS BUTTFACE. And if you MUST, be sure to put a after. Ummm...trying to make this topical...ummmmmmm eh fuck it
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Oh, I just read your long boring post. Welcome back.
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Did you jump today, you pansy? Oh, and happy sbirthday.
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Hooray!!!! Congratulations. I think jumping your own pack job for the first time is a HUGE deal. I'm glad it opened.
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I'm looking for reasons to go on, Don, not reasons to end it all.
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...are almost out of the playoffs. Someone give me a reason to go on. Oh yeah, skydiving.
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Andy, that's bull. I'm sorry you had a bad experience with the helmet, but I don't know if that's a reason to malign dealers who carry them -- including Skykat, Sunshine Factory, Para-Gear and Para-Service, ALL of whom I would describe as reputable. Anyway, I have a Z1 that I use for RW and lately for FF, and I love it. Fits great, sturdy construction. So there.
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I was taught SSS, but looks like the ISP is calling it "There, square and steerable" nowadays. Alliteration AND rhyme!
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I believe it might! *fumbling for glossary of literary terms*
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I see Phree is cleverly(?) disguising his OWN post-whoring by making posts calling attention to the whoring of others! NICE TRY!!!!!
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rotfl Where are you getting your information? Our pairing is X-rated! Pure raunch! Do you hear me?! Right, Pookie Pie?