Jessica
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They were ALL pretty hootchified! I was like, mmm, how conVEEEENient that the horrible beast ripped your shirt into a perfect midriff-baring top. WHATEVER. Heheh, it was a good flick. Anakin smirked too much, though. And the politics confused me. The spaceships were shiny, though. Ooo, pretty!
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Can you guys please conduct your romance on your own time? I'm sure most of the rest of the dz.com audience would agree that we don't want to have to witness your courtship. Super, thanks. Whatever. I'll bet a dollar that thread allowed you and WB a week off from buying porno. Goddammit, I said quit hitting on each other. Exchange phone numbers via PM or something. *I* know this video too, because what was taped woke me up. I think we should post some audio, too. Save EVERYONE on dz.com from having to buy porno this week. OK, before I was kidding but now I'm going to seriously kick your girly ass. Phree needs a girl who knows where the cutaway handle is.
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hahahaha you wussies! I do CReW every weekend. OK, once. Yes, my CReW partner was an AFF-I. So what. Y'all be quiet, I hate you.
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WHAT "other" one? *batting eyes innocently* Heh.
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OK, I just saw it tonight. And all I have to say is if Natalie Portman didn't want Anakin crawling all up on her, she shouldn't have been wearing those hootchie-mamma clothes. Also, Yoda is one bad motherfucker.
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*sobbing pathetically* I miss you Brett....
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Amen. I try to mind my own bizness. And pack my own shit.
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Oh God, if that's true, I owe a LOT of beer. I blame the Tourette's.
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Me too...really sloppily...
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That's all I can think to say, too.
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*resentfully erasing Phree's name from shit list* How cruel to threaten to withold snuggle time.
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*busily adding Phree to shit list* *putting more stars by WB's and Don's names, already on there, with lots of underlines* Sign shop is a good idea. I have some stickers already...I'll start by slapping on SSM, SGC, SkyVenture and USPA stickers. That'll give me a good start toward being a sticker whore.
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rotflmao I told you, let's get me drunk and see what happens.
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*dragging Don into back room* *beating the living shit out of him* *emerging with bruised knuckles but satisfied visage*
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I have a truck. Of course I do. I'm a Texan. It's a 1996 Toyota Tacoma. I've had it for more than 6 years. It was really cute when I was in college; now people wonder if I'm a lesbian. But that's OK. I just realized a few weeks ago that I'm very, very close to hitting 100K. Before I started skydiving, I might have said, "Holy crap! I need a new vehicle! Where is my checkbook?" But now, I simply take it as a sign that it's time to capitulate. Completely. Utterly. And cover that biatch with SKYDIVING STICKERS! I need skydiving sticker resources, please. Web sites. Advice. Etc. Thank yew!
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Beer rules HERE. Looks like you need to pay particular attention to the part about unscrupulously thirsty skydivers.
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Technically, yeah, but I didn't want to grant him the status capitalization accords. Also, "buttface" looks really dumb capitalized. I can't spell OR add, but I make up for it by acting really arrogant.
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Shut it, buttface. He asked, I answered. I'm providing my valuable editing services gratis to the dz.com community, and you have the nerve to complain? You'll be lucky if you don't get lynched. Ho bag. Oh, almost forgot:
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Me too. Whoever's doing this to me has a sick sense of humor, all right. Maybe now that I'm landing better they'll feel less of a need to humilate me like this.
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You know...I got a completely random e-mail from a completely random dz several states away about a boogie they were having...I wonder if they got my e-mail addy from USPA. Regular junk mail I don't mind, but damn it, don't spam my inbox!
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Boo! Hiss! To broken mains!!! Hey, doesn't Square1 have a pretty extensive demo program?
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Close...period inside quote marks, please. Marc, good luck. A change of scenery might be good for you.
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If you have to ask... Here are the beer rules.
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What?! What the hell kind of skydivers are you hanging out with?
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Agreed! Also, was wondering if maybe the uspa coach rating could be added in there. I know a lot of people are getting it.