Jessica
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What am I, a boobie expert? I can assure you that none of the boobies I've ever encountered looked like that. But I haven't seen all the boobies in the world.
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Yeah, if I'd only had a fucking thesaurus in my fanny pack I'd have made it back. Whatever. I hate you too.
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I hate you. With white-hot hate. Thanks for coming to pick me up. Asshole.
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This was the best weekend since the dawn of time.
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The tunnel in Orlando cost well over a million to make and the newer versions of the tunnel are even more. There are 3 more tunnels like this being planed in the states. One at Perris, CA. One near Crosskeys, NJ and one near Eloy AZ. These tunnels are the pull type with the fans at the top of the tunnel. The cheap knock of tunnels used at the ones in TN and Las Vegas are pushers that are barely worth the money. www.skyventure.com is the best....
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Yes! And then go ice skating and get ice cream cones! Then have sex! You think Erk wasn't happy?
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Still happy.
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D'oh, oops, yep, we know Dan. I know there are others I forgot to type, too. I *heart* dz.com!
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I may be a post whore, but I'm a high-class post whore. Unlike SOME post whores I could mention. *looking around room significantly*
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JT, thought you had to quit smoking that stuff in the military. If I see them, I'll be sure to return them. If they're sore when you reapply them, why, I had nothing to do with it.
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All who have challenged me have lived to regret it. Soon, you will be counted among that number.
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Tall = out of reach to give pseudo-friendly, but really quite hostile noogies to.
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Don't forget to wear gloves!!!!! We wouldn't want your l'il post-whoring hands to get frostbite!
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Now, just to spite you, we'll be sure to.
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Earlier today, I accidentally typed: Warlord phrees prisoners One-track mind.
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*I* belong in the top 10 because I wrote this headline tonight: Lackland to train terror-fighting puppies Sometimes my job makes me laugh a lot.
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YES!!!!! It's a veritable pookie siege!
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I am NOT a toy! A plaything, maybe. But not a toy. OMG, so excited. About skydiving.
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I know, I realized that recently. But Derek is pookie bear, whereas my Phree is pookie pie. Does that make it OK?
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I'll be in bed all weekend; catch up then.
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I'm not going to approve any existing video...maybe we can make some forum-safe movies this weekend though.
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Pookie...don't tell everyone about that! Yes, I think we knew the ice was broken when I told you to shut the fuck up before I beat the hell out of you.
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See??? See everyone?! I'm shy!!!!
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Gasp! We did? Did you line up some camera for the sequel? In freefall, I mean.
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Must...not...guffaw...at work.... I've been wondering about him too. Where is our young Viking?