LongWayToFall

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  1. Man you should see the other pranks they pull on each other. The guy deserved it, for sure.
  2. Does your character keep getting stronger the more you play? Look at world of warcraft. If all the hours used to play WOW were spent doing productive shit, the world would be free of hunger and aids.
  3. Be glad you weren't going on a date to the ballgame. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMHidjDB_Uk
  4. These are reposts, but great none the less. Coke bomb in the fridge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0 Stupid room mate prank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU From above, the flour in the hairdryer prank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO4 For really serious stuff payback, wait until they have gone away on a vacation. A LONG vacation. Take several cans of expanding foam and seal the bottoms of all their doors shut, as well as the garage door and any floor level vents. Let it dry, then sneak into the backyard and find 1 or more hoses, and drag them onto the roof. Figure out which roof vent is one of the bathroom ceiling fan vents (not the sewage vent!) and turn the hoses on! The height of the water level inside the house is dependent on how long they are gone, but if its for a long while I could only imagine how much you could get in there. Less major, but still fucked, you could always loosen their car's oil drain plug almost all the way out. If it comes out they will most likely not pull over right away, and the motor will be toast. Even less major, a large quantity of crickets, lady bugs, or glitter (straight diabolical!!!!!!) in the car, home, or workplace could do wonders. A quick way to seriously damage a paint job, is with brake fluid or oven cleaner. Make sure to get every body panel. Or a good ol'e antiquing is always nice.
  5. Thats fucked. I'll tell you what though, I had a friend who had a cat that loved to smoke weed. Whenever he would smoke, the cat would come to his side and hang out while he blew his hits in it's direction. Forcing a cat into a box filled with smoke is cruelty to the max. We should do the same with the guy, but with the smoke of burning plastic bottles.
  6. Jump it. Why would you waste a free pack job?
  7. Read my post and you will understand why kinetic energy per minute is BS, and why you will never be able to limit it. Fully automatic weapons don't exist in the general public, without a massive amount of paperwork, and even then in specific states. The weapons you fear the most are delivering less energy, but with more lethality. You just can't limit it. A mill, a piece of steel, and a handgun turns into a weapon just as powerful as any fully automatic assault weapon.
  8. What is the cost on slots? The website says $20 but I think that may be dated.... Regardless, I'll see you guys sometime soon. Do you think you will only be able to fill the plane on weekends, and run the cessna during the week?
  9. Who the hell cares what it looks like? The real definition of an assault rifle goes back to WW2. The germans realized that most fire fights took place around 200 yards or less, not the 600 yards they had originally thought, and built their rifles around. The rounds they were firing were of medium caliber, with a large case to propel the bullet to long ranges. A byproduct of this extra power was large recoil, limiting how many shots you could place on the target within an amount of time, even if the gun was fully automatic (a couple round burst is all you could do, because then you had to re aquire the target). So, the germans began to develop weapons that used large caliber bullets with small casings, known mostly as pistol calibers. This allowed a low recoil, and high rate of fire to be used, and good stopping power due to a heavy bullet that did not simply go straight through the target. Ok, so now we have a definition of an assault weapon, a weapon using a small rifle round or large pistol round, which has a low recoil, allowing the user to fire accurately and at a high rate of fire. Now, how do we "ban" this sort of weapon? Fully automatic weapons are already highly regulated, so we are only talking about semi automatic here. There is obviously nothing we can do to limit the caliber, because they are already much smaller than the average hunting rifle (the largest round I would consider to still be in the assault category is the .223/5.56Nato, which is mostly considered to be inadequate for large game, although is still fine for coyote or varmint). What about the rate of fire? Well, since they are semi automatic, they will fire as fast as the trigger can be pulled, so there is nothing you can do there. What about the magazine capacity? Wouldn't this slow down the overall rate of fire? Or making the magazine fixed to the receiver, so that it cannot accept a detachable magazine? Yes, this makes it so that you cannot sustain anywhere near the amount of continuous fire that a full capacity detachable magazine weapon can. Welcome to California! No detachable magazines allowed here! (if you have any other "evil" features, including a pistol grip, flash suppressor, bayonet lugs, etc, so a standard hunting rifle with detachable mags is alright) Full capacity magazines are also prohibited from being bought, sold, or transferred in any way. 10 rounds is the maximum. So, if you want a semi automatic weapon that has a pistol grip, legally, you must fix the magazine so that is can only be removed with a tool, and the magazine installed on the weapon must only contain 10 rounds. OK. So now that we certainly don't have any assault weapons, because our mags are fixed and they only hold 10 rounds anyways, we are not going to be taking part in any mass killing rampages correct??? Well, lets see what it will take for that "definitely not an assault weapon" to be converted back to its original form. (What I am about to tell you is not legal in California) First, we remove the magazine locking mechanism, which only requires the removal of one or 2 screws. Congrats, we just broke the law, but we don't care because we are going on a murder suicide mission right? Anyways, back to our rifle. Now that it can accept detachable magazines, where can we find some? Well, if you had bought them before the ban in 1999, you would have some laying around anyways. They don't have serial numbers or anything of that sort, so if a friend of yours was to sneak into your house and deposit some under your pillow and you just found them, thinking you had had them before the ban, you wouldn't be breaking any laws. What if you have no magazines, and do not know where to get them? Well, its a good thing you can still buy parts for those magazines, including every single part in the magazine, including the mag body. So, You order up a huge stack of magazine "parts kits" that get sent to my doorstep, which can easily be assembled into full capacity mags. (Doing so is a felony, but remember, we are talking about someone who doesn't care about the law). Away we go on our rampage! As you can see, even in California where there are some of the strictest laws in the nation, getting around them is incredibly easy. The ones who want to commit the crimes are not going to care about breaking the law. If you need more examples about how crazy our laws are here, check this out. The .50bmg round has been banned by name in California, so shortly after, a new round came out that is exactly the same size, same bullet, and same performance in every regard, called the .510 dtc. This round is perfectly legal! Another example, the roberti-roos law bans weapons by name, such as the ak-47 and colt ar-15. These weapons are now illegal. So, a manufacturer makes a receiver that is identical in every regard to the banned weapon, and installs the components of the illegal weapon onto the newly manufactured and completely legal "Bumfuck guns inc. Plinker" version. You now have the same weapon, but totally legal. All you did was cause a major pain in the ass. There is no law that will ever come out, that will prevent someone from obtaining an assault weapon.
  10. Why would you register, and with your first post make such an accusation? I think you should either delete the post or back it up with more solid evidence. Regardless, you are not being of any service to her.
  11. Its all good, I am already being used as a subject. I get an extra star sticker next to my name each time I come up on their list. I am trying to make it a 4 day thing, rather than just one day. Camp at the trailhead the first night, second night at the upper campsite, 3rd day summit and return to camp, 4th day hike back out. If my lottery does not get filled, I may try to do it in one day, although that does sound like a pain. I sent in for the months of july and august, so it will be challenging to secure a date. We shall see!
  12. Anybody done it? I just sent in my lottery paperwork.
  13. Rule 7- First one down sets the pattern AND taps the keg.
  14. One time I lost my pet snake and thought it had gotten outside because I didn't see it for at least a week, and then found it in the bottom of a large container of legos. Good luck finding it! Yours is allot bigger than mine, should help out.
  15. Some people were talking about expensive ammo, I just ordered off of this website and they had some real nice deals. Hopefully this will help some out. http://www.ammunitiontogo.com/
  16. Sweet bike man. My bro has one just like yours. Check to see if you are effected by the recall on the gas tanks, they give you a new one for free if you are. Ride safe!
  17. As you pointed out and I already knew by reading the article, she is a good rider. She turned first, and then applied brakes. She was certainly capable of applying more brakes though, because the limit of braking power is the rear tire leaving the ground, which didn't happen. Personally, I would have gone only for brakes, and tried to stop in time. Granted, it is possible that the person behind you might hit you, but it is their responsibility to keep adequate space. To the guy who owns the R1 and is locking up the front, you must need some new tires man. You are seriously locking up the front? I have ridden quite a few sport bikes, and they all will lift the rear tire. My friends 05 R1 that I rode awhile back has the weight way way forward, and has got to be one of the easiest bike to endo on. He is constantly trying to get better traction in the rear, never the front.
  18. Hey. Just in case you didn't know http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wash-during-washing.jpg
  19. IPAs sure need to be well rounded. There is certainly an extent to how hoppy you want it, pronounced, but not overpowering. I agree about beer that is on the verge of hydrating, however after learning about german purity laws and whatnot, it just doesn't seem right. Being thirsty on a hot day requires a white ale, or possibly a corona with lime (I know, I know). For loading up the beer bong however, Coors light all the way!
  20. I heard the Kimber 1911s are really nice. Also in .45 is the XD, heard good things about them as well. I was thinking about getting a springfield 1911 myself.
  21. It's much more simple to call someone black than very dark brown. Besides, if the NAACP exists I think that even calling them colored is fine, although that is not universally accepted.
  22. LongWayToFall

    BEER

    Go to a brew store. They aren't like the supermarket kind of beer kits. If you have never brewed before, that is the way to go. Even if you plan on going into huge scale production, you still need to try small batches to perfect your recipes. 5gal batches can taste just as good as any out there. Start with extract because its easy, then get up to full grain brewing. But like I said, go to a brew store, they will tell you everything you need to know, besides you need a source for your grains anyways.
  23. Damn lots of good beers! We have a place north of SF that makes some great brew, called Lagunitas brewing. The IPA is my favorite for sure. If you are up this way try to find some. Have you tried the Samuel Smith's Oatmeal stout? Really good. The flavor stays the same from first taste to aftertaste. Can you make any suggestions on other good IPAs? Higher the gravity the better! Do you like ciders at all? They are really easy to home brew, and you can make them as strong as you want. Right now I have a batch of cider (apple mead technically) that will be around 20% when its done. Also about to brew a barley wine that should be about 12.5%. You guys know what Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? There both fucking close to water.
  24. My bro just got back from watching it tonight and said he really liked it. I heard it was from the same director as the transporter and I thought it was gunna suck major nuts, so it was a surprise.
  25. Man, when a car in front of you is on its brakes, you gotta be able to out brake them. All she did was try to go for the out. Good reaction time but wrong response. If she had gone for brakes only and that's it, she would have had a very solid chance of stopping in time. I mean common, a small rider with the R1's large brakes is capable of some serious stopping power.