LongWayToFall

Getting off topic here, but that reminds me of a time I shot my friend with a roman candle. I was going for a chest shot, but he ran behind a car and turned towards me, and ducked. The roman candle fired right when he began to duck down, and by the time it reached him it hit him right on the top of the head. He was sporting a reverse mohawk for about a week. Luckily I left on a several day trip the same day, he still gets really pissed about it to this day. (I know, I know, it could have shot his eye out yadda yadda )

Tips keep servers working to actually please you. If it's included, they can treat you like dick and you can't do shit about it. I usually do about 15% average, and a dollar per drink. If you are at a bar and ordering mixed drinks, a couple big tips up front goes a long way!

I am excited. At the bottom of the article, it says they are having a fly in on May 9th, with some experimental airplanes and such. You GOTTA have a mini boogie!!!!!!! I'm sure someone can loan you a turbine for the day, or maybe another cessna. How sweet would it be to do some formations, that people can check out from the ground? Set up a booth, hand out business cards to get your name out there. BTW, do you guys allow tents?

Man, I consider that something you could kill someone for. That's fucked up! The worst that I have done, was an experiment involving hair spray, a lighter, and an eyebrow. You would never imagine the flame colors coming off of a burning eyebrow, that's for sure.

Hey, now you can consider yourself "pre-disastered"

The flight only got to 17,000

Congrats! Lodi is a fun DZ. Keep asking questions, and learning as much as you can. Where are you located?

Man, I really do hate the fuck out of both of them.

Ah I see your edit to include the important stuff. What brands are the strongest? I might have to get some sent over here. I make my own cider and we usually do it double digit style as well

Ha! Shit, today I ate some cup o' noodles, leftover green beans, and some jello. Send some "Lamb joint" over here! And what about the cider? This is important!

So is it true, food sucks in the UK? Lots of fish and chips? Also, do you guys drink allot of hard cider there? I love the stuff but it is not very popular here, although we do have some good stuff.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

Hey, you can sleep when you are dead right? Are you east coast time? Because 11pm is no record or anything.

Are the balloon jumps going to be available this year as well? Should be a sweet boogie

Bwaahahahahaha http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham3.html

ShamPow!

What time did it happen?

That is the funniest shit ever. My brother showed me the "Your gunna love my nuts!" part last night. Classic.

Sloppy yes, violent no. You have decreased reaction time, but increased steadiness. I think there should be less regulation on both. If you give either to a kid however, I expect you to be behind bars for quite some time.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Yeah I noticed that motor, it is wild! Whats up with the crazy belt system?

Yeah its not a huge deal, but my hatred of the CARB runs deep. The money that could have been saved by not designating california another country code (E-33) would have saved millions and millions on motorcycle costs and repairs alone. Lots of other dumb emissions related stuff too. Example, my friends ford bronco is required to have an exhaust recirculating system (one of the few systems that really does help mileage, I will give it that) but the system is not required to be operational, so ford didn't even make it functional. It is just there adding weight and making the mileage even worse. I could say the same about charcoal canisters. If you have spilled even a tiny amount of gas while filling your tank, that is more evaporated gas entering the atmosphere than a carburetor ever vents. And what about MTBE? Woo hoo, we reduced emissions a little bit by oxygenating our fuel but now people are burning more fuel. Shit! Oh wait, MTBE just fucked up our ground water, Shit! Damn it sometimes I really hate the politics of this junk. Ok rant over.

The huge increase in battery usage for that one hour worldwide is probably going to produce an entire landfill full of dead batteries that will be there for forever. That is probably enough room for 100 nuclear power plant's waste for 100 years instead. Way to go! P.S. In these hard economic times, why is everyone going to hate on the workers at the local power plant? Come on....

uh...... Feds say illegal.

Damn, I knew there was some sort of theory to it. Thanks for clarifying! (muddying?)