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If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That would means Walt and I would have to have sex... Or is it like a sperm donation thing? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I told my parents that if I died before them, I wanted one of them to do a tandem / ash dive for me. My mother promptly responded that my sister would have to do it. My sister said I'll have to find someone else because she would never jump out of anything moving. So, basically, I hope my parents and/or sister will release my ashes to another jumper since obviously they won't do it. Now, my grandmother said she would do it for her 85th birthday (next month), but she's extremely fragile. I'm thinking her legs would break on landing. We're taking her to the tattoo parlor on her 85th instead. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And the wide angle camera? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If only you were a cop... Can I pour hot wax on your package? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Now ice... Mmmm... That's hot! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If your employer stuck it in your account, they can take it out. I was overpaid about a grand last year for an employer error thing. They reversed the deposit and paid me the correct amount. I didn't want to be held liable for any further action if I didn't say anything. Yes, they fucked up, but they'll fuck you if you don't say anything. Karma's a bitch. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I usually don't post things like this, but I had to... Bill Gates just released a line of 'fashionable laptops' from cow print to leather to chrome to fabrics. This one was made just for LisaH! Love ya babe!
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If you want to try it, I'm sure I could. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, then... Tell Brett I said hello. Due to the wife and kiddos, you don't need to lay a sloppy one on him. I don't want to be the home-wrecker, heart-breaker... If you talk to Bartt, tell him to call me. You should still have my number if he lost it. Be careful and we'll see you soon! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Lay a big, fat, sloppy one on Bartt for me. PAHLEEZ!!
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I would try it if it were an option. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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...had hot wax poured on your dick? A friend of my ex's was a dominatrix. She took me in to her 'dungeon' and showed me around a little. When I came up to the station with candles and an electric paddle, she showed me pictures of a CEO that would come in for a 'hot wax treatment.' She would spank him with the electric paddle and poured hot wax on his penis. The face in the pictures were priceless. How many guys could actually get off on that? Discuss. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wow! Congrats!
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It's not that bad. Yeah, I won't be using his bathtub! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Is it feasible (or maybe I should say sane?) to...
sharimcm replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Hot, steamy, gorilla sex? Sounds awesome...just don't have any of that lined up. You could ask for some of that publically. I'm SURE some skydiver can help you out. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
So when is it? The last weekend of February. Come jump in the lake too. Walt and I will be there February 7th-11th. We bought our plane tickets a LONG time ago. [thinking] Oh my gawd... I'm actually willing to spend THAT long with Walt? WTF was I thinking. [/thinking] "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yummy.
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You'll be meeting me next month... Along with Walt and LisaH.
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Is it feasible (or maybe I should say sane?) to...
sharimcm replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Oh, and another tip (like you don't already know)... Get plenty of sleep! Don't be an idiot like me and try to do a 15-16 hour drive from Phoenix to Austin with little (or no) sleep. I made it to Las Cruces, NM before checking in to a sleazy Super 8 to sleep for 12 hours. I learned my lesson... Moral of the story - if you have hot, steamy, gorilla sex planned, do it a few days before you plan on driving home, not the day before. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Woohooo! Nekkid chicks in Lake Tahoe. Nope, i'm not jumping in nakkid! You can if you want.... I'll jump in Lake Tahoe nekkid with you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Is it feasible (or maybe I should say sane?) to...
sharimcm replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
You better not cut me out of that trip! I'm definitely sure you can do it, but the question is do you want to? If you decide yes, take your car to a mechanic to see if there is any reason why it wouldn't make the trip. There's nothing worse than breaking down in the middle of nowhere hoping that "Enterprise will pick you up." Be careful and cautious. Oh, and from previous experiences, pay at the pump. On one of my trips home from Phoenix, I left my debit card at my first gas stop (I wanted to pay cash for that fill-up). Thankfully, I had mom's credit card for food and future fill-ups. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
After quite a few boogies, traveling to different states and dropzones, I've lost count. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Woohoo! Deedy and I will show you the ropes! So, I guess that means you'll be coming to Reno? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I didn't know it was possible either, but since the invention of rollerblades, quad skating has gone completely downhill. I miss skating. I went to a sports store this past weekend and tried on a pair of quads for kicks. I skated a few yards and tried to stop not remembering that the brakes on quads are in the front. I almost ran in to a display, but was able to turn around quick enough not to. If I didn't take those things off when I did, I probably would have been kicked out of the store. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself