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In/on a tandem sit on top kayak floating in front of the statue of liberty in nyc harbor after dark. This was prior to Sept. 11th, when you could still paddle up and around the statue without being introduced to the deck mounted machine gun of the coast guard. We did a lot of night paddling, and that time just turned our lights off for a while and had a remarkable time. Killing threads since 2004.

Whooo-pish! (that's supposed to be a whipping sound) Thanks for the suggestions everyone. We'll be doing the combo trip on the Ocoee and I'm really looking forward to. It's an incredibly random cross section of my family going so it should be an amazing time. I think we'll be filling a little over half of two rafts, something like that. I feel bad for those folks that will be joining my family in the boats! I have a deliciously demented family, so it should be fun. Killing threads since 2004.

As long as that field across the road is still open for me to land in...it's all good. I don't plan on doing that again. Killing threads since 2004.

Hmmm...come to think of it, weren't any campers up there yet either, and no bunks or bathrooms. Really need to make a trip back up there! Maybe I'll try to come by this weekend while visiting family for the 4th. [mom's voice] You are doing what? You're here visiting for 3 damn days and you are going to spend one of them at the dropzone even though you are too broke too jump![/mom's voice] Killing threads since 2004.

Did you just offer to bring beer? Man a lot has changed in the year and a half since I've been there! Killing threads since 2004.

I'm sure this probably got discussed back when it actually happened, but now it's back in the news as the trial is underway and lawyers are feigning masturabation in court!... ------------------------------------------- Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial By SHAUN SCHAFER, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 28, 2:32 PM ET BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience. Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others. Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance. The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing. The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn. Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy. Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times. "I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster. She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather. The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening." The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings. Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it. "In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said. The R-rated testimony has produced occasional outbursts of laughter and surreal scenes. A man who once served as a juror in Thompson's court testified that he never saw the device, but figured out what it was based on movies he had seen. The comment sent sidelong glances through the courtroom. "It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus." Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction. "I still use those," Dakil testified. Brewster paused. "Not you, personally?" he asked. "No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist." Killing threads since 2004.

hehe...yup, sure did! we dragged the wagon up to the top of the hill, got a running start and had contests for who could ride it all the way, who could jump out and get the wagon to go the furthest, and who could jump out and get themselves tumbling down the hill the furthest. Wonder if the old wagon is still in my parent's garage? Killing threads since 2004.

Mid-eighties - people would climb up, drop their drawers and jump in after them. I was in elementary school then so it was always funny to see the parents try to rush us past that point. A few years later they started patrolling that area a lot more and ticketing people. Killing threads since 2004.

Gleek? That's a new one to me. Killing threads since 2004.

Diving rock was great. Changed a lot when they started busting people for jumping naked though! Killing threads since 2004.

hehe...I spent about 6 months in high school telemarketing. My job was calling people, asking if there was a smoker in the household, and if so, could I speak to them for a 1 minute long survey. The only painful thing was how often I refered to the gravelly deep voice on the other end of the phone SIR when it turned out to be a woman. At least I always knew I was really talking to the smoker! Killing threads since 2004.

Quote FuckTard??reply] FuckJar is a personal favorite of mine. Give it a try, it rolls off the tounge quite nicely. Killing threads since 2004.

Happy Birthday Miss Kitty! Killing threads since 2004.

http://www.a-style.it/ Unfortunately i'm on a dialup and can't actually get into the site. Let me know if they sell paraphernalia! edit: spelling Killing threads since 2004.

...oh, and also, could you send us some hats and shirts? Killing threads since 2004.

That pic is packin' some funny shit! Killing threads since 2004.

Yeah, it's been toasty working outside in FL the past week. My brother was complaining about the Oregon heat this morning. He works with a "Hoods in the Woods" program taking messed up kids into the wilderness and was leaving today for 3 weeks w/ a new group. It's one thing to be out in the heat with people that want to be there, but I certainly don't envy his position right now! Killing threads since 2004.

You must be easy to spot in the dark...that green glow gives you away every time... Mmmm...green glow. And to think it's a primary source for drinking water! Nothing like a good 'ole glass of Chatahoochee Punch! Killing threads since 2004.

That means it HAS to be a good site! They have animated versions of similar cartoons. Hilarious! Killing threads since 2004.

Just checked out http://explosm.net/ where the comics came from. Some seriously funny and demented stuff on there! Killing threads since 2004.

What happened to #5? You know since it's missing it HAS to be the funniest one of them all! Killing threads since 2004.

Yup, somethings wrong with him, but that's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Kind of along the same lines as my favorite joke: What's the best way to stop a clown from laughing? hit him in the face with an axe. Killing threads since 2004.

That's about 10 minutes from where I grew up. Can't tell you how many times I did that as a kid. We used to have a blast leaving mom and dad in the raft and all "running" down the river when it was shallow enough to do so. I heard from a friend that used to work for the national park service up there that it's nowhere near as popular as it once was. I hadn't thought about it until he mentioned it, but I don't recall seeing the droves of tubers and rafters "chutin' the 'hooch" that you used to. Too bad! j. Killing threads since 2004.

Thanks everyone! My sister decided last night which one it will be, I haven't heard yet though. I'll be sure to let you know how it goes when I get back into town! Thanks for all the input! j. Killing threads since 2004.

Cool, thanks! Now that I hear the name I think NOC was one of the groups I arranged with back in high school. I'll check it out! Killing threads since 2004.