okalb

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  1. You mean like Irael blowing up a city because one of their soldiers was kidnapped Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  2. You can still get marathon bars. They are just not available in the US. They are called Curly Wurly in th UK. We have our friends from England bring over tons of them when they come visit z-hills. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  3. They never say what the bag has, but they usually sell out within 5 minutes or so. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  4. Been buying from woot for a couple of years. They always deliver exactly what they say and the prices can't be beat. Gotta love the $5 shipping no matter how big or small the purchase. -OK Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
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    Ken Lay Dead

    I am thinking he is on a private yacht heading for Grand Cayman right about now. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
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    Ken Lay Dead

    Anything to get out of going to jail http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060705/bs_nm/enron_lay_dc_1 Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  7. Luckily I paid friend prices not retail. His normal price is $250-$300 and hour. At 98 hours I would have bought him a pretty nice car. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  8. Thanks to LisaH shrinking the pic for me I can now post it. Here is my back. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  9. It is a black and grey dragon on my back. The only picture I have is too big to post and I don't have anything on my laptop in this hotel that I can use to shrink it. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  10. There is a solution to that problem. Just don't ever finish the one you are working on. I have 98 hours in one piece so far and it is nowhere near done. Probably never will be
  11. Nope the sparkly pink heart is on the crotch. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  12. I am still friends with almost everyone I have ever had a serious relationship with. One of them is someone that I consider to be one of my closest friends in the world. My girlfriend has no problem with it at all and actually, over the years they have become friends as well. I have only been with one girl that had a problem with my friendships with ex-es. We were together for 3 years and we fought about it all the time. The funny part is that she is now the only ex that I don't speak to and I find it hard to discuss her without cringing at the stupidity of wasting 3 years of my life on her. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  13. SkyVenture Orlando kicked in prizes as well. This is gonna be a fun day. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
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    This is funny if you guys haven't already seen it http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
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    The question I really have is where do they get their cell phones. I can't get mine to go more than an hour or so of talk time without the battery dying. These people are on their phones constantly for 24 hours straight! I know, I know, of all of the stupid holes in the show, this is the one I pick to gripe about Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  16. No it sucks, don't make me do it Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  17. I did my AFF Level 4 on my birthday and my instructor (Carol from the ranch) grabbed me and gave me a big ol smack on the lips and mouthed happy birthday. It was near the end of the jump and she was supposed to be set up in front of me anyway. I opened and the whole canopy ride I was laughing my ass off thinking...holy crap, I just got kissed in freefall. It was awesome and a tradition that should not be forgotten. Years later I still smile every time I think about it, or read it in my logbook. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  18. OK, I had 2 VERY black tats removed. The pain is incredible. It took 5 treatments. It ends up a pretty bad burn, so it will hurt for about a week or so after each treatment. As for the results, it is perfect. You can see no sign whatsoever that there was a tat there. Here is the weird part. When I get out of a really hot shower, you can see the outline of where they used to be. Picture it this way, the hot shower naturally makes your skin turn a little red, but there is no redness where the tats used to be. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  19. OK, but don't come crying to me when you feel like you just wasted 2 hours of your life that you will never get back. It is written, directed by and stars Bobcat Goldthwait. There is a funny appearance by Robin Williams as one of the mimes. http://imdb.com/title/tt0102898/ Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  20. They taste funny If you ever get really bored check out a movie called "Shakes the Clown" You want to talk about a strange flick. Although, when the clowns go mime bashing it is pretty funny. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  21. I am gonna have to go with Ron on this one Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  22. Was he a instructor or were all those fun jumps? All fun jumps. No ratings at all. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  23. We had a guy at z-hills about 8 years ago that did around 2000 jumps in his first year. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  24. I have been an organizer at z-hills for 4 or 5 years now and you wouldn't believe how often I run into this. Somebody asks if they can join the group and they get an attitude when I ask what their experience is. I get answers like "Enough" or "More than you". It pisses me off more than I can possibly put into words. I NEED to know. There is NOTHING wrong with me asking. We also have several organizers at z-hills working with groups of different experience levels, so I may recommend you go to a different group based on your experience. I ran into one recently where someone asked if they could come and shoot video of my group. I have never met the person so I asked what kind of experience they had. I didn't want just anyone with a camera above my 12-way. He replied "Plenty" I said that was not an acceptable answer and I needed to know. His reply was "hundreds" I almost laughed in his face. Lets face it, hundreds can be 200 or it can be 900. There is a BIG difference there. Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana
  25. This just in!!! Sally Hathaway of Team Synchronicity and Tunnelcoach.com has donated a day of coaching to the Zhills 4-way scrambles. She will be available all day to any of the teams that need assistance with exits and engineering. Coaching will be set up in front of Paragone Rigging, directly across from Manifest. Hope to see you there! Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana