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Did it make your penis shrivel up like you just got out of the icy cold ocean?

Yes.

If I looked like one of the guys walking back from the bonfire under that table in the rain holding up the hay-ride truck so that everybody on the back got wet you are probably wrong. Make friends - no, influence people - yes.

I'll bring the whiskey, that cheap shit I helped myself to while you were sleeping was nasty... You can introduce me to all these other people who are going, don't tell them I'm an arsehole. We going out for a good steak? Will PS no not a date, don't get your hopes up.

How about Karen comes to the Eloy boogie and you go to Z hills?

The guy is a legend that is for sure, his wheelchair must be re-inforced to support balls that big.

Nice, so who flew the furthest? I mean you weren't wearing GPS so how are we supposed to tell? Flocking with groundrush - that rocked my jaw!

I think you meant taking the piss out of you ignorant little cheese monkey. When are you banning yourself from this place forever (again)?

I'd really like to do this but this is way too short notice to get holidays/budget in order. I hope this event is a success and gets held again next year, I'd really like to jump the waterfall.

4 guys carving/backflying/something and not one of them is touching the sides - that is really impressive!

Wow, two Fabers!

Not much point when you know there can only ever be a market for seven.

I am good at eating carrots and falling down holes, spelling isn't really my thing. Hearing you do your exit count in English, then Gus doing his in Italian was mucho divertente.

That article seems lacking - no windtunnel research was done. As someone who has covered a lot of distance (vertically) and made many two minute flights (five in total) in a wind tunnel I hereby offer my services. Have your people call mine. Will il corniglio bianco (grande) PS I've never actually flown a wingsuit, but who cares - I've been in a wind tunnel.

Matt Daaaaamon! Nice suit, can't wait to get mine (Prodigy).

Of jy kan vir Yuri (Outrager) vra, hy ken daai plek fokken goed.

Look pal, no offence but I don't think you know your history. What caused a lot of negativity towards Red Bull sponsored jumpers was one selfish prick who went around the world, didn't call the locals but did call as much media as possible. It wasn't Miles and it wasn't Shane. If any good for any disadvantaged kid comes out of this then I don't really give a shit about who does or doesn't get any publicity out of it. If anything its stopped Shane from writing like a sk8trboi which is an achievement of its own. Now all of you go out there on Friday and help Miles out, give him a footrub or a handjob or anything to help keep him going!

Hey Peter, is that a Tom Tom drum or a non Tom drum you're banging on?

Good to hear. My order is in, collecting my Prodigy at Christmas. If I have as much fun with it as I have had with the PF tracking outfit I'll be a very happy bunny.

Yes it is and I hear Bridge day in Baghdad didn't go so well either.

Nanny Police State Not Practicing Sanity

A middle-aged man gets filmed while getting pepper sprayed and then downing a beer, then puts the video on the internet - how rad. Jimmy, if you ever have to jump from your ego to your IQ please pack slider-up.

Who was the first to pull off this stunt (and land using same canopy used for dock)? I know Luigi/Jeb did this recently, I think it was first done in 2002 by Jari/Vladi. But did Vladi land the canopy used for the dock?

If priorities are safe and fun then stick to skydiving. Even people who only jump easier objects like TF bridge or that A we see so often in your movies will eventually up the ante. Why? Because after 30 jumps off the bridge you decide to do a gainer, then a double-gainer etc etc. Look at that A in your movie or even Norway for that matter. Human nature is to push the envelope so we take what should be an easy jump and complicate it. Now when you are a bit older you hopefully know to only push the envelope a little at a time and when to pull back. But a teenager? With all the cross-fire on here about gender and lack of skydiving background, the real issue is getting lost a bit. My argument to you Jimmy would be that a teenager who really is heads-up enough to BASE jump should be heads-up enough to wait a while. Sounds like a Catch 22, but that is what I believe. And of course there is the problem of precedent, can you imagine all the 16 year olds all over the world reading this and going 'Cool, if a 16 year old chick can do it so can I!'. Unless we start advocating 0.5 wingloadings their gear won't be of much use to us after they go in. Because they will because they know better and they are special and we don't understand them. Partly I still reckon this has all been one big colossal wind-up thought up by you, Miles and Shane. If so, cool because it has prompted some good debate on what was fast becoming a wishy washy forum filled with shite. Will

Yes, but they were choosing to take those risks for themselves and only endangering themselves. Last year this time I was attending Duane's funeral, I knew him a bit and that wasn't nice. Then 2 months later Neil died, he was my friend and that hurts a lot. That avatar pic of mine is a screen grab from Neil's video. Since then three of my friends have also been hurt, one only needed some titanium pins and plaster, the other two were hurt badly. My 7th BASE jump I watched the guy exiting before me break both legs. This has been my experience, it is my understanding that it is only a matter of time until I get hurt, dying is always a real possibility. I choose this level of risk and I have some understanding of it. Jimmy, do you really want to introduce a sixteen year old to this world?