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I'm back in town, lets take the cheesemonkey out and see if he can live up to the hype.
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The way I spot (or don't) they are all cross country jumps! Less than a month to go, bring on the pain people.
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GPS, rations for 3 days, good hiking boots, a sleeping bag and your passport are all good to have too.
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So, what you are telling me is that when a chick says she is feeling 'peachy' what she really wants is... Nice!
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That is one mother of a chuckwagon! Will PS leave the welding to Katie.
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It goes like this : 1) remove beer from cargo pocket 2) drink beer 3) crush beer can and put in cargo pocket 4) put gloves in cargo pocket with crushed can 5) jump When you land get more beer from car. If it was long hike, then fetch beers from bush where you hid them before you started climbing. Best is ground crew who can carry a beer cooler.
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I'd be interested to know how the IP addresses andymatter and skydiva75 posted from compare. Edited to let a dead horse rest.
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So, you avoid answering the question by questioning my sexuality. No, I am not gay. Now how about answering mine: Is your name Andy and do you work for Matter?
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Hi Mary, Is your real name Andy and do you work for Matter?
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No, he had already tested positive and was aware of this. He chose to keep this quiet, including from the medics who treated him.
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I was so humiliated by that incident that I cut my dreadlocks off. I'm going to stop being nice to you fuckers (especially that fat lycra wearing Canadian Kermit).
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A rig is only a requirement if you want to make more than one jump.
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Well, Remi is the Forest Gump of the sky so it makes sense that he would wear hicking boots. Fly, Forest, Fly!
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Hi people, I just bought some more gear off Phoenix Fly and got a shit load of their stickers (the cool orange ones, check the pic). Anybody who wants a couple, look me up at Eloy during the boogie.
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Your profile tells us where you live, you've just given us the height of the object and told us what time you intend jumping. How many '900 A's are there in your area? Sorry to be blunt, but if you get bust tonight you deserve it.
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Reasons why non cross-braced peeps don't compete
skreamer replied to CanuckInUSA's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
I'm going to quote that in full, hopefully it'll get read again. That is great advice that can be applied to so many other disciplines and sports. The only person worth competing against is yourself. "You should be your own rabbit" Perfect! -
If this chick ever reads this thread I think your chances are pretty much fucked. And considering she knows you BASE jump, I'd say its pretty certain she'll be doing some googling soon. Enjoy that jump!
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One time I was over the rail, almost ready to go, Dantheman and Kole Shaker (the pachyderm) were jumping next. Kole's words of encouragement? 'I'll be OK but you are fucked.'.
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Geez Nick, you could've taken just a little weight on your elbows!
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Somehow I think that just didn't come out right...
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Good, I am bringing a bottle of South African (KWV) brandy over with me tomorrow - I'm sure I won't be the only one suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
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Depends who is wearing it...
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Would you have said the same thing to the people migrating for work during the Great Depression? Was it their fault for losing their jobs after they'd started families. How is it different for this Mexican guy? He is doing the best he can, how he can to provide for his family.
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Nick, you are one cool dude. If I ever make it to San Diego the beers are on me.
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Aah, I bet it was drinking cheap Argentinian dry red that made your dick fall off.