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    Salad Tosser

    Hey, I know I have a young face but that will work to my advanatge in later years you know.
  2. meooooow, saucer of milk for table 1 please
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    Salad Tosser

    Im a young 20 and that doesnt grip my shit at all!
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    Salad Tosser

    I stand by my original statement and say you need help
  5. Usually to the rear. Duh Although I am worried about you. Ive quietly been analysing some of your posts and I think you need professional help. You have a bad (by which I mean good) addiction DZ.coms nympho
  6. They are not CONTACT sports though or at least not intentionally
  7. Let me clear some things up, culturally speaking... * Im British and have good teeth (or so I think) not pure brilliant white but then thats not natural anyway * I have an uncircumcised penis as do all my male peers, except if needed for medical reasons * I do drink tea and like it * I dont walk round with an umbrella and hat * I dont have a moustache * I dont have a stiff upper lip * I am a bit of a prude about my body. (im not a pikey that takes his t-shirt off at every oppurtunity) * I dont own a gun and dont want one * Im not obese * I fucking hate London. Its a stinking busy shithole full off pompus twats and scumbags who think people love them because they are cheeky, chirpy chappies * I dont have chips with every meal * When I play contact ball games I dont wear armour and helmets * I do play cricket * Im not a football hooligan. In fact I hate football Hope that insight shatters a few illusions *gets off soapbox*
  8. 88,965.56 USD or 51,209.94 GBP (cos we are worth more) SOURCED FROM xe.com
  9. I followed a woman for over 3 miles once trying to get her to pull over. She didnt look in her mirrors once (they were still folded in from when she parked up) and apparantly couldnt hear the siren either. She only stopped when she got to her destination and this was after travelling through a town down the motorway and off at the next junction. All with no mirrors or looking over shoulder or indicating or anything. Should have given her a ticket but she was ancient and I scared her half to death when I ripped open her door!
  10. Some people are amazing. Even with flashing blue lights and sirens they are still totally oblivious and wont get out the way Worrying... very very worrying
  11. It will never end. It will always live on. Whether humans will remain part of that world is another matter
  12. Im not bothered as long as they arent claiming to be something they are not I just remember to take any information I read on here with a pinch of salt and make sure I consult my instructors before doing anything Thats my top tip for safety
  13. MIne should be with me next week subject to funny delivery over holiday period. Should look a lil something like this. Ill post pics when it arrives
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    Ultimate Jumpship

    Sponsored by Playboy in our big daddy jumpship with hot chicks lounging around
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    Ultimate Jumpship

    Hey, im in! Im convinced Only 997 more shares to find
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    Ultimate Jumpship

    Hold on. I feel silly now! I see it ;)
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    Ultimate Jumpship

    Im still alarmed by the door in front of the prop. Bah... details shmetails
  18. That would be Haha, dont worry. I wouldnt go anywhere without giving them a call first!
  19. Once youve started you cant just put it away I suppose!