Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    Both good and nasty. Need me to draw you a Venn diagram?
  2. Lindercles
    Why can't it be both?
  3. Lindercles
    So your girlfriend just left you? How is your husband holding up?
  4. Lindercles

    Unbanned

    Lindercles replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    So you can make cheese?
  5. Lindercles
    Quit chatting with married women and you'll be fine.
  6. Lindercles
    The scary part is, most of the time they didn't have to look up the thread, they remember it.
  7. Lindercles
    You know they make lubricating products now, right?
  8. Lindercles
    Dammit I love my alma mater.
  9. Lindercles

    Man Card

    Lindercles replied to skysprite's topic in The Bonfire

    I'm so going to try that now.
  10. Lindercles

    Man Card

    Lindercles replied to skysprite's topic in The Bonfire

    Grow a temporary penis.
  11. Lindercles
    Seconded. When people find out I'm a vegetarian, it's like they expect me to be self righteous and indignant about it, and then feel like they have to be preemptively defensive.
  12. Lindercles
    I prefer "woman."
  13. Lindercles
    Even better idea, say it for the first time while you're getting laid. Chicks LOVE that.
  14. Lindercles
    This guy has a thought on the subject. Try not to cry.
  15. Lindercles
    That all depends on how much income you report. . .
  16. Lindercles
    Use more lube.
  17. Lindercles
    Hm...I wonder why they're single Because all the women they meet want to change them.
  18. Lindercles
    I'd pee in her butt.
  19. Lindercles
    I hope he practiced on plenty of homeless people first.
  20. Lindercles
    More headbutts!
  21. Lindercles
    For my small part, I left the airport about an hour after the accident and went back to the hotel. At some point after dark I returned to the airport, where I heard stories about people being forced to pour our their alcohol, but I didn't actually encounter or interact with a police officer the whole time.
  22. Lindercles
    It's telling you to get a new phone.
  23. Lindercles
    Or you could make it easier on yourself and just buy Fox.
  24. Lindercles

    Simpsons!

    Lindercles replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire

    I might see it when it comes out on dvd, and a friend rents it and invites me over, cooks me dinner, and gives me a blowjob through the whole movie. Maybe.
  25. Lindercles
    So who's buying you a round at Augusta National today? Happy B-Day, bro.