Lindercles
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr--I *hate* the holidays!!!
Lindercles replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
The holidays themselves are fine, the problem is that people who like them can't leave the rest of us the hell alone. I hate the holidays, too. There's nothing wrong with that. No, I don't want to have dinner with you, thankyouverymuch. It doesn't mean I'm a bad person, or lonely, or depressed, it just means I don't like it. Get off my back! Just my $.02 (not directed at you SpeedRacer. -
Any of the following: #11 Michigan at #2 Notre Dame #15 Oklahoma at #18 Oregon #17 Miami (FL) at #12 Louisville #15 Oklahoma at #18 Oregon #24 Texas Tech at #20 TCU #19 Nebraska at #4 USC #7 Florida at #13 Tennessee Fourteen of the top 25 playing each other. Can't beat that.
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For the record, I never said anything about the collar and leash being used in public.
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I've been known to say things like "damn, your ass looks big." The difference is, I mean it as a compliment. "Don't ever let your ass get that big" is just psychological abuse.
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Be sure to get one for Billy, too. And while you're at it, get them matching collars and leashes.
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Dude, I totally agree with you, but you seem to be pretty ramped up about the holiday season and it's only September. You gonna be ok for the next few months, bro?
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I think he misinterpreted the word "hormone."
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Wensleydale?
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Well, yeah. I don't think any of us disagreed on the definition of what we were talking about, did we?
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Oh yeah, the IT guys are gonna love that.
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Clicky
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It really baffles me how modern artists can be considered in the same genre as these people. Sure, they're direct desendants, in the same way that Grunge was a direct descendant of Rock 'n Roll, but at least they gave it a new name.
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Once again the Prince got caught with his hand in the pickle jar jar.
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A couple is preparing to have sex for the first time. The man begins to disrobe by taking off his shoes and socks, and reveals several gnarled toes. "Oh my God," the woman says, "what happened to your toes?" "I had toelio," the man replied. "Don't you mean polio?" she asked. "Nope, toelio." Undeterred, they continue. Eventually the man's pants come off and his knees are scaly and flaky. "What the hell is that?" she asks. "Oh, I had the kneesles." "Don't you mean the measles?" "Nope." Slightly grossed out, but determined, she continues. As the man finally takes off his underwear the woman exclaims, "Let me guess, you had small cox!"
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Jim thought it would be fun to take some acid and wear a flowered shirt. At least he was right about the shirt.
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That's cool, but if he happens to screw it up royally, do you have any legal recourse? I don't know if you'd be paying him the same amount or not, but if you are, then why not take it to a legitimate business?
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Did he die again?
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This may be a stupid question, but if you're going to pay the guy the rate of a professional and hope it gets done right, why don't you just pay an actual professional and make sure it gets done right?
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You'll definitely get no argument from me on that one. Less because I appreciate Trisha Yearwood and more because I'm convinced pop music is written by trained monkeys who record the sound of their poo being thrown against a wall.
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The major difference between bluegrass and country is that bluegrass actually requires talent.
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If I were ruler of the world, I'd change the definition of 6 inches.
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Well, it's a good thing we just got a new flag for my building, as it will probably be at half mast tomorrow.