Lindercles

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  1. I don't even know where to start with that one...
  2. Oh man, I bet that kid on the Juicy Fruit commercial is loving that!
  3. Shhh, don't tell him, but in honor of his silver anniversary I secretly packed his reserve tray with confetti. So when he goes to pull the silver handle....SURPRISE! The look on his face will be priceless!
  4. For the record, I like their early stuff. Both Bridging the Gap and Behind the Front are good albums. Elephunk is ok. Which made it all the more disappointing when they released their current pile of poo.
  5. I'm with you on that one. I know I wouldn't be able to resist if the temptation were offered, but if it's not, I'm fine with that, too.
  6. That may be because you're looking in the wrong language. Try Greek, it's there. Or just read post #2.
  7. I don't know, but apparently he's had a particularly notable relationship with one named Sophy.
  8. Philogyny. Or perhaps misandry.
  9. Have you had any success with soy milk in coffee? I've found coffee is the one thing that soy milk is not a good substitute for. It gets all funky for some reason.
  10. Welcome to NWFlyer's fan club. Please fill out this survey which will help us determine if you belong in the "Can't Spell Self Righteous" or "Don't Know What it Means" sect.
  11. K, sarcasm and logic are equally lost in the terminally dense. Nice try though.
  12. No shit, my dad got hit in the head with a golfball once. No fake.
  13. Somehow "Ghetto Latte" just doesn't seem to cut it under the "sometimes worse" category.
  14. People who don't jump always get fed up listening to skydivers babble. It's no more interesting to them than listening to your Aunt Pearl babble about her new apple pie recipe is to you. You'll do well to learn that sooner rather than later.
  15. You may want to contact Dow Chemicals before setting up shop. I don't think the blue water's gonna be enough for this one.
  16. Well, if the Mexicans do it, it must be good. Right?
  17. Now that's what I'm calling a suggestion. It makes me proud to be a vagetarian.
  18. And the most important question of all, why is that controversial?
  19. If I didn't know better I'd think you were being sarcastic.
  20. You could always trying standing by the side of the road with a cardboard sign that says "I need tickets." It worked for me when I saw TOOL in '98, and I only ended up paying $30 for a $20 ticket.
  21. What, you've never tried a terminal Mr. Bill?