Lindercles
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In the immortal words of Vinny Everett, "Welcome to New York."
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From the vaginas of the people that hit into them.
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Hmmm, but what if the animal whose shit your eating ate meat. Then you'd be eating the undigested parts of the meat.
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Is a vegetarian allowed to eat shit?
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*golf clap*
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Oh, that's what it was? Really? Gee, I musta missed that one. I guess I shouldn't cross the road if I can't get out of the kitchen.
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Gangs of New York?
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Last I heard Williamson County was arresting its own citizens for traveling into Austin as well. But as long as we're talking about football indiscretions, well, people in glass houses, my friend...
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One in a million, doc! One in a million!!
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You probably did. I'm sure the bass ackwards aggie information network came up with that one somewhere along the line. (you started it)
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You make a good point. But another thing to consider is that OSU's defense is young, with not very many returning starters. On the other hand, the quarterback position is the only question for the UT offense. Every other position is deep and experienced. We've got one of the best O lines in the country. Truth is, it's going to be an excellent game, and (as long as I'm speaking honestly) it's going to be a toss up. I'll be happy as long as it's a good game. That said, OHIO STATE SUCKS! HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought I heard that, too. Turns out it was the cornerback Tarell Brown. Which sounds better, but he's a starting senior who was going to be assigned to Ted Ginn. He's out of jail, but suspended from the team. It definitely hurts.
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It's also excellent proof that predicting is pointless and probably wrong.
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If you're lucky!
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The way I heard it, it was right after he did a keg stand. Of course, he posts here sometimes, maybe he can clear it up.
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I went to high school with a girl named Phyllis. We used to call her sy-Phyllis.
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You should also check into "Texas for Dyslexics." It has excellent information on WD-40 and U2.
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What, me?
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Yes, that must be it. It certainly can't be the fact that Criss Angel's personality annoys the shit out of me. It has nothing to do with that little smirk he does when he's pretending to act dumb for the trick, or the overzealous showboating after it's over. Dude, we all know that didn't actually hurt you, get up off the ground and quit being an idiot. And I never said anything about David Blaine. I like David Blaine.
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What I hear is: blahblahblahblah I rationalize making exceptions when I want to blahblahblahblahblah
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My old boss had a reputation for being, let's say, "firm" which earned her the nickname "the wicked witch." Of course, she embraced it and bought a bunch of wicked witch dolls and decorated her office with them. The thing is, she was a great boss, she just didn't tolerate slacking off. So all of us that liked her picked up on the nickname too. About a month ago she left the agency and at her going away party we sang that song to her. I wasn't going to post this, but as I was reading the thread a piece of mail came across my desk. It was a card from her addressed to my department thanking us for being good to her. And she signed it "the wicked witch."
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Way back when, I used to be a courier and I used to deliver paper products to the Truluck's in Austin. I've never eaten there, but something about walking in and seeing a huge tank full of live lobster didn't sit well with me.
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They don't call it the two a.m. blazer for nothin'
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Hey! They used my picture without my consent!