Lindercles

Two words: saran wrap.

Two words dude: Self Checkout. Learn it, love it, live it.

You just heard? Have you been living under a rock? It's happening today, but I don't know what the progress is so far.

Holy crap, it's an F82 twin mustang!

And we should extend that rule to copulation, coitus, and procreation.

My mom used "18 til I die" by Bryan Adams on her tandem video. As wrong as it felt at the time, it actually worked out pretty well.

Yup. Beards are like makeup, it's done right when you don't consciously notice it.

Then I must be super "in." I've got the full beard, with the cheeks trimmed close and the chin just a *little* shaggy. And I've had it this way for years, so I must have been ahead of my time!

What's "in" is entirely dependent on what parts she likes tickled.

Well, at least that show was aptly named. I'm open to the idea that recycling has its drawbacks, but that show was a giant load a bullshit. They spent a lot of time saying that recycling is bullshit and very little time explaining why recycling is bullshit. Almost all of the "facts" they presented were, at the very best, *not* an accurate comparison of recycling and landfilling. Yes, recycling requires the use of trucks. Surprise! So does landfilling. In a word, the show is biased. The only two valid points in the entire show were that recycling uses energy and costs money. Well holy freaking shit, there's a revelation for ya. Nobody ever said it was easy, but that doesn't make it wrong. These guys are comedians/magicians, and the show is quite funny in a pull-shit-out-of-nowhere kind of way. But just because they're famous doesn't make them right. If you really want to make an informed decision about the goings on in the world, there are better places to get your information than the Showtime network.

At least with that guy your subconscious would have some sort of plausible deniablility that he's even human. You can just as easy believe that you're butt fucking some sort of exotic sea creature.

Randy Jackson? Not that I can think of... I guess I could tell him, "you're on to the next round."

Ditto. I get my cable internet from the same company I get my cable tv from. If I moved in and cable tv was already hooked up, I would still contact them to get my internet, at which point they would start charging me for tv, too. Which is fine with me.

Not knowing where your pants are is okay. Trying to undo your chest strap and accidentally mooning everyone isn't.

Dude, I just made a totally random Randy Johnson reference in another thread. Yeah, I heard the story.

I never did see pics from the last one!

A little psychosomatic avoidance of the naked jump?

Well, it does say it's his last martial arts film. Maybe he's getting into more serious dramatic roles.

Yes, they can shut off the cable to any connection they want.

And doughy.

If you didn't sign anything then you damn well better get your stuff out before they claim that you willingly abandoned your stuff on their property. And yeah, what's up with the $700. You said they have your money, then you said you still have it. Which is the case?

When Randy Johnson was traded to the Yankees, he had to travel to New York to get a physical so the deal could be finalized. On his visit he was swarmed by the media, paparazzi style. Randy Johnson got upset, started telling them to get out of his face. Of course, they didn't. He then pushed a camera man (Vinny Everett) to which Everett replied "welcome to New York."

But you've been storing stuff there for the last three weeks, so you did get something out of it. I'm no lawyer, but I'm sure the argument could be made that you have been occupying that space, whether or not you've been sleeping there. Sounds to me like you paid your money, moved in, then decided not to sleep there. Sure they did some shitty things, but none of them, as far as I can tell, are contract violations. If you signed the lease, it's on you. That's shitty, I know, but I don't think you have much of a case.