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You just need the soundbite 'Raaaaaaar' to accompany it. Then you realise he's simply getting in touch with his, er, feminine side 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

I like my boobies perfectly fine - thanks for asking. Actually, I consider them quite pert for manbreasts.. Oh, you mean boobie boobies - au natural please

Edit: Next time I'll try to read If you've got MSN messenger, add me (see my profile) and I'll put it on my site. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Not at all. He is the epitome of perfection, and thus his spelling mistakes are not mistakes but improvements. Or something Hey, sarcasm was never my strong point! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Oh sorry we aren't up to thine honliness' expectations. Sire. Edit: Oh and it was me who just added you to my MSN list 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

So what about the ones before that? Aren't the earlier versions valid? The 1611 one was just another group of men modifying an earlier version. So why aren't newer ones valid? or ones before? Edit: Don't get me wrong here, I'm not picking an argument with religion. I'm a christian (catholic) myself.. it's just I've grown to interpret God in my own way, and not strictly follow what a certain belief structure tells me to. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

I think you just hit my point there

Hahah.. it's a quote from the dz.com chat. Geno said it, I put it in my sigline. And no, don't ask! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

LOL Quite so.. but it seems to work, he's got bids! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Okay, so how do you decide which versions are those inspired by God and those which are purely man-made and wrong? Surely you're chosing as a man, so that makes the choice invalid? Sorry, little confused there. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

It's okay, don't blame yourself 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Well, I'm right here 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

History dictates that the Bible was written by men who walked and talked with Jesus himself. There is also something called Divine Inspiration and private revelation. At the risk of being called a nutcase, I personally have experienced both. So much so, that I am convinced there is only one God and one truth. Chris Um, check history again. The men that wrote the book only shared the names of the apostles - the didn't write the gospels. In fact, IIRC from the Seminary, John was the first gospel written - almost 50 years after Jesus died. The average life span back then would have had all the apostles dead by then. Divine inspiration is a faith based issue. If you are not Catholic, Christian, etc....that means the book was written by men and thus is flawed. Quoting lines from a book they have no faith in will not help you win any arguments with them. some quotes from one of my favorite movies: In other words: religion should be a blessing, not a burden -- it should be about ideas, not strict beliefs. Hear hear. Couldn't have said it better myself. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Um, http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=943271;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

I'd chose a super-massive CD, put the player's motor to a little propeller and get off the damn island Failing that, perhaps some Nirvana?

*PIMP* pimp whore pimp!! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Bwahahahahahahhh to you too And the brick wasn't too bad actually. Kinda like eating a thick, rubbery pancake with lots of cream and blackcurrant jam. Except it was more like blackcurrant cardboard 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Well, thanks for all your help guys. I'll give it another go at the weekend.. if it works there's a piece in it for you all! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

I've also been told I needed self-raising flour, too. The instructions said plain! Damn them! I'll stick to pancakes next time 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Okay, so I've had a few beers. Let's not dwell on that part. So, I decide I'm rather hungry, and apparently want something sweet. Aha! Pancakes! They're easy to cook! Following my stomach downstairs to the kitchen, I dig out the ingredients. Eggs, milk, water.. flour. Bugger, no flour. Parsnips.. quails eggs, roulade.. aha. Sponge. That can't be hard. Just gotta beat it well and get lots of air bubbles, right? Note by this stage, I've found the plain flour. Great! 1. Break 3 eggs into a bowl and whisk in 75 grams of caster sugar until the mixture retains rough shape. Okay, . Hmm, no shape.. damn. [10 minutes later].. Sod it, this will have to do. Surely if it took longer than this nobody would cook the bloody things anyway, right? 2. Fold in 75 grams of sieved flour. Piece of cake. Ahahaha. Quite. Anyway, done. 3. Put equal amounts of mixture into two 7" round tins, bake for 10-15 mins at 180 degress C in fan oven. Right, cant be hard, eh? In to the oven it goes. Another beer, and 15 minutes later, out it comes. Ohhhhh dear. See attached photo. Note the stella bottle is there to give you an idea of scale Well, when I started cooking sponge cake, I didnt expect it to literally taste like a sponge. Pancake-style.. perhaps I got the best of both worlds? What went wrong?!?!!? My conclusion from this scientific (read: alcoholic) experiment is that drunk people can't cook sponge cakes! Help! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Nah, safe sex is using a false name.. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

At least they haven't changed that then, eh? 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

Last time I checked it gives you the option of flatfile or indexed relational. 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

If you dont get any usable replies by tomorrow I'll email my cisco academy lecturer.. they should know! Sorry I cant really help.. I'm only on semester two of my CCNA not really touched the hardware yet 'buttplugs? where?' - geno

"Taking a shower" posted by sunshine.. damnit, where are the photos? what a let down! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno