Kris
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Oh, and don't ever, and I mean absolutely NEVER call her by her real name. Running naked through Iraq is less dangerous. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sunny is...well...Sunny. She is in a food group all to herself. Here are some handy tips: 1. Don't let her drive. Ever. 2. Bring twirly cookies. 3. See rules 1 & 2 4. Don't let her get you pregnant. 5. Never, ever, make fun of her cats. 6. Keep her constantly supplied with water during the day and Smirnoff Ice at night. She is, after all, a Water Drinking Lesbian. 7. If you're not a morning person, invest in ear plugs. 8. One can never own enough body armor. 9. Sunny hugs are the best hugs. 10. Try the Sunny kiss pass, it rocks.
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How the hell did you get your avatar like that?! It's not even a standard avatar....muahaha....that's almost as bad as when HH turned everything Bytch wrote pink, or when he replaced Clay's avatar. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bingo....the needle is where it's at. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Danke. I do what I can. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Shhh....it's a surprise for her boyfriend. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The latex one? Sure. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I just have mad talents. Now, get over here and pet my . Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I just used the word "cytoplast" in an IM conversation regarding a boogie. That is all. No, really, go carry on with what you were doing. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It wasn't my mess, I was just trying to help. If it was my mess, there would be more than some pills and chocolate being thrown. I'd have to start with the good Belgian chocolate, at least. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Purple Gatorade does the same thing. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I was well trained. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...I try to always be prepared, John. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Whoa! *throwing Midol and chocolate in the room and running away quickly* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The Hokey Pokey
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Bengal....must have Bengal!!! I found a lead on two in TX at an animal rescue facility, and there's one coming up at a Petsmart adoption event here in my city on Sun...I'm going to go check that one out before driving to TX on Sun. Hopefully I get there first and the local Bengal has the temperment I'm looking for. Hope you heal up fast, Keeley...and, whenever you feel like giving out spankings.... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Another apt description is being in a 16-person magic carpet out of the back of a C-130, about 1 second after hitting the prop wash Bodies flung EVERYWHERE! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's enough of a change to keep me on the ground. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*walking over* Um, yes, your hottieness? What can I do to^H^Hfor you today? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Uh huh....sure....threaten me with a good time, why don't you? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Firefly is a "she", and quite a lovely one at that. I believe she's a dancer. As for the ban, it sucks, but as a smoker, I can actually understand this one. Secondhand smoke isn't very pleasant stuff, healthwise. Granted, it's your decision whether to tolerate it or not. There was a vote taken here to ban smoking in restaurants/clubs and even one to raise the taxes on cigarettes. I voted for the first one and after reading where the taxes were going, I voted for the second. Businesses here were screaming about lost patronage, and they did suffer for a short while, then the numbers bounced back to the same levels. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mailin, remember, if you're going to kick for eeneR, aim low. She is rather short. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Swooping.....people are different!!!!!!!
Kris replied to perse's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
The guy with 200 jumps is more likely to hurt themselves when things go wrong. 800 jumps vs 200....that's 600 more jumps where they've had to deal with things going wrong and have 600 more landings worth of experience. Someone with 600 more jumps is also going to be much more familiar with their canopy and how it reacts to input than someone with just 200. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Penny Arcade absolultely rules! Check out Alien Loves Predator Oh, and Darius? Kwitcherbitchen! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*turning volume to 11* HI THERE, JP!!!! HOW'S YOUR HEAD?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™