Kris

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  1. I'm doing well. How's things on planet Clint? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Here's an excellent post on the subject. I found it in less than 5 seconds using the search funtion on "Harness Strength". http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=924988 Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. You do realize NT is no longer supported, right? I have a 4-CPU Win 2000 box, running an 83GB Oracle database, and it's been down once in the last 6 months. And that was to up the memory on it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. You beat me to posting that stellar example, Ron. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Like I'm gonna argue with the fact that she likes the hideously deformed? Sheesh! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Yup, that's definitely Erk on the right. Now, who's the ugly fucker on the far left? That guy's got a face only someone blind like Val could love. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. I don't think she can reach his ass but his shins are gonna get "Trown a Beatin!" It's okay, I'm wearing my anti-shin boxers. I'm fully protected. Here's an appropriate quote, "What were you thinking, kicking him in the shins like that?" "Umm...aim high?" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Holy shit! I need to get my eyes checked. At a quick glance, I thought the guy on the left was Phree! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. Kris

    I'm depressed.

    Very, very true....and let's not forget about the famous "Death's Sweet Release" button. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. It's already been done by Deuce on one of the Eloy holiday boogie videos. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Boogie season is upon us so I thought this could use another bump! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. Yeah, I like to call her "Fidget". It's my affectionate way of calling her a Four-foot Midget. *joining the witness protection program now* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. They're not too bad. I have a pair. I'd rather have the cargo khaki version, but at they time they didn't make them in size Buddha. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. I spy Daizey! Now, who's the ugly guy on the far left? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Yanno, upon further reflection, I think it was '02. That was the year his camera went skydiving without him, right? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. I haven't spoken to Mosby in about 2 years. It's amazing how the lil' guy gets in ones head though. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. Free of charge? Free of charge! And twice on Tuesdays. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. An automatic device to cutaway my main has to be about the scariest device I can think of. An unintentional AAD fire sucks bad enough. An unintentional automatic cutaway at, say....200' will pretty much ruin your day. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. That really is an excellent film. I just picked up the DVD last week and I've already watched it twice. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Which one's your son? All seriousness though, great picture, Law.
  21. Whoa! Sharon cleans up NOICE! That's it.....come on....come over here and lay down on the soft savannah. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Fuck Air France. I've flown with them 7 times and had missed connections 3 times! BA slightly rocks. KLM rocks like Gibralter. Interesting story....when I was doing business trips overseas, it was company policy that we had to use first / business class for overseas travel and we used KLM. They always give you nifty gifts and over time I got 3 weird, but cool little ceramic houses. I had them for about a year before I realized that the chimney was plugged with wax and there was alcohol inside. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. If you, other packers, and your rigger have tried different things, I'd look into having some pockets put on the slider. Also, another thing would be your speed at deployment. At 290 out the door, you're probably doing some pretty decent speed when you're opening unless you have a good jumpsuit for your size and are slowing down enough before deployment. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Lawrence Welk's Nightmare? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Kris

    I'm depressed.

    We also call her Jessicakes and just plain 'cakes, too. Closeted Lesbian Boozehag works in a pinch, as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™